What knives does the CDC reccomend for a Zombie Apocalyspe

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Well, actually NONE! At least no provisions that I can see from the reports I read. But the CDC does have a plan for a Zombie Apocalyspe should/when it happens.

What knives do you think the CDC folk will carry out on the frontline???

Oh yeah, here's the report of what the CDC has planned;

CDC Is Prepared For A Zombie Apocalypse
Submitted by Javier Ortega on May 21, 2011 – 1:21 PM15 Comments | 8,241 views

I was surprised to learn that the Center for Disease Control has a plan for a zombie apocalypse. Really!

Due to the popularity of zombies in Pop culture, the CDC updated their blog with a little zombie apocalypse preparedness. Not only is it important to have a survival kit ready to go, but also a plan as to where to go. The CDC talks about staying safe during an apocalypse and how they would respond to such disaster.

Taking data analysis and trying to figure out the cause of the outbreak and any other information about the disease is their mission. For me, my mission is to get a gun, survival kit, my dog and girlfriend and take off. Where? Well since we live in L.A. then most likely the plan will be to leave the city as soon as possible. Before they shut us in or the U.S. Army decides to level the entire city. Yes, we have planned this out. Why do you ask?

1. Identify the types of emergencies that are possible in your area. Besides a zombie apocalypse, this may include floods, tornadoes, or earthquakes. If you are unsure contact your local Red Cross chapter for more information.

2. Pick a meeting place for your family to regroup in case zombies invade your home…or your town evacuates because of a hurricane. Pick one place right outside your home for sudden emergencies and one place outside of your neighborhood in case you are unable to return home right away.

3. Identify your emergency contacts. Make a list of local contacts like the police, fire department, and your local zombie response team. Also identify an out-of-state contact that you can call during an emergency to let the rest of your family know you are ok.

4. Plan your evacuation route. When zombies are hungry they won’t stop until they get food (i.e., brains), which means you need to get out of town fast! Plan where you would go and multiple routes you would take ahead of time so that the flesh eaters don’t have a chance! This is also helpful when natural disasters strike and you have to take shelter fast.

Another great resource on the ‘How to’ art of surviving a zombie outbreak is Max Brooks’ “Zombie survival guide”
 
No blades for a Zombie Apocalypse? I'm unimpressed, CDC. I think a large survival knife like a Junglas would give you the reach, and power to disable a zombie. Also can be used for other stuff.
My zombie plan is far too long and complex to post here.
 
You have to remember who these articles are for. It's for the regular sheeple folks. They don't mention guns, knives, or even flashlights. It's all about radios and communication, and getting back to the "herd" as soon as possible.
 
You have to remember who these articles are for. It's for the regular sheeple folks. They don't mention guns, knives, or even flashlights. It's all about radios and communication, and getting back to the "herd" as soon as possible.

i read this and i cant help but think of cattle herds, all the poor lil humies grouped together in an all-you-can-eat buffet for the zombie hordes lol
 
I saw 'The Walking Dead', AMC's Zombie-series, last episode last year. The CDC self-destructed! That's their defense... suicide! I can't wait for the second season... later this summer. I bought the season one on BluRay... zombies are cool on HDTV...

Maybe my BM 171 BladeSports Chopper will suffice...

Stainz
 
I'm just spit-balling here, but IMO, it may not be "politically correct" for them to say anything or reccomend anything for self defense or that could be used for bodily harm. It sadly seems to be all about liability these days. What most sheeple would call a weapon---we would call a tool. People like to ignor the fact that people were FORCED to go to the football stadium in New Orleans. They were also disarmed of anything to protect themselves. People like to ignor the fact that people were raped & molested at the football stadium in New Orleans. It is IMO, every husbands/fathers/head of households duty to be able to protect & provide for the ones they love, regardless of where they are. No one can prepare or protect from every possible scenario, but having the basics is a good start. Knives/backpack/change of clothes/first-aid kit, IMO are basic things & should be allowed during a time of disaster, regardless of where they force you to go. But i am not a sheeple.
 
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