What would you name a knife / best knife name?

[aquaman67]

There are some good and pretty crazy knife names out there.

What would you name a knife or what's the best knife name you've heard?

 

[stabman]

Mjolnir.
This thing would slay a frost giant.

 

[gooeytek]

Nick.

 

[MikeKu825]

Large Inexpensive EDC "The Denim-flannel-man"
Large Expensive EDC "The Compensator"
Small Inexpensive EDC "The Discretion-ator"
Small Expensive EDC "The Don't Tell My Wife"

 

[Big philly 1]

My bk7 is named lacresha borsha beautiful but deadly....

 

[Big Mike]

German death dagger: Fritz.

Though I prefer to make woods/hunting knives. I'm thinking Woody/Elmer.



Big Mike

 

[RedLynx]

The Edge of Arousal.

 

[marcinek]

Knifey McStabby.

 

[marcinek]

Large Inexpensive EDC "The Denim-flannel-man"
Large Expensive EDC "The Compensator"
Small Inexpensive EDC "The Discretion-ator"
Small Expensive EDC "The Don't Tell My Wife"

From Cold Steel: "The Overcompensator"

 

[marcinek]

Cockpit Commander. <snort>..."cockpit"

 

[Ribeyeguy]

Curly. Knuk Knuk!

 

[Franciscomv]

I'm boring and actually prefer model numbers to "creative" names, both in guns and knives.

 

[dozer2025]

Captain McStabberson. The logo would be a stereotypical pirate Captain with a dagger for a hand, a rapier for a leg, a parrot with two hawkbills for a beak on his shoulder and a cup of grog in his good hand.

 

[AntDog]

Tim.

Or maybe SAPTMFK....

Or maybe Vulgaris Magistralis.

 

[dozer2025]

The Cold Steel N.Y.G.M.Y.W. - an acronym for No, You Give Me Your Wallet. You're in a bad neighborhood when some punk pulls out a 3" Tac Force and demands your wallet, so you reach into your pocket and say "No,"- at this point, you pull the knife, using the wave feature to snap open the 9" Bowie blade with a sharpened false edge- "You give me your wallet."

 

[K.O.D.]

Guaranteed lay when she sees this.

 

[EChoil]

Bill.

 

[manowar669]

Mjolnir.
This thing would slay a frost giant.

Mjolnir is a hammer, not a knife.

 

[manowar669]

double post

 

[stabman]

Mjolnir is a hammer, not a knife.

Wrong.

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php/1117866-I-made-a-short-short-Behold-Mjolnir