What's a guy got to do?

SRWeldon

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What in the h_ll do I have to do to gather a FAT game warden? Ever since I saw one I've wanted one soon bad. I mean at this point I would almost give my left testicle for one. This might be the alcohol talking but damn I want one.
 
Easy. Buy a MOABM, a hacksaw, and a box of files. Add some time, and voila! A whole bunch of REALLY fat Game Wardens!

;) :D
 
If you believe, it will come!!! Or put out a want ad. Theres always somebody that knows somebody that has a best friends uncle that knows a guy. Goodluck on ur search!
 
I would say the best thing to do is what you just did. I'm expecting my new CB sheath for my FGW any day now. If I don't like it for another edc I will contact you. Good luck if you find one faster.
 
WTB isn't magic but it is a better concurrent strategy than just waiting for something to show up
 
I would like it to .27 or fatter if they made it.

At least for the original run, .270 was the fattest. Lil' Foo put together this very useful chart several years ago (I think there was a later version with a few more .270 variations):

GameWardenInfov5.jpg


I have a few listed on the exchange (Fire, Bruiser, and Sterile Pumpkin), but the fattest are .220.
 
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Who the hell is taking left testicles in trade?

Well, there's hearsay that if they are undescended they can be left attached to bartered offspring. :p Just have to drop them off in person during open shop policy hours. ;)
 
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Folks, this is a reminder that WTB threads include fishing expedition threads, and shouldn't be here. Please be mindful of the line on this thread. Or I shall be forced to torture SRWeldon with Fat Warden pix. ;)
But seriously, please keep it in check so I don't have to close this thread, thx. :)
 
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