Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Codger (C): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
C: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
C: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
C: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
C: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
C: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
C: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
C: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan
sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we
bodder?"
C: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine.
Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
C: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
C: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
C: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
C: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we
bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
C: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
C: Your very welcome
All this to tell Cougar Allen "tenjewberrymuds" for taking the time to fix this problem, and so quickly. I know you are very busy, and we all appreciate the effort you make to help us police this forum and fix things when they need fixing. You must be a "fixed knife" kinda guy!
Codger
BTW- Out of curiosity, do you have a favorite Schrade knife?
