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Alright, lads, new contest. Here we go.
For those of ya'll who have not had the fortune and privilege to meet Mr. Paul Tsujimoto, we're gonna get to know him in a less formal way. By stalking him. Just a little. And only on the internet. Ok, that's the first rule,
Rule #1- Don't stalk Toooj in real life, internets fine, but only for the length of this contest. Seriously, don't stalk Toooj in real life. I mean it.
Ok, now that we have that out of the way, lets get this party started right,
WHAT FOLDING KNIFE DOES TOOOJ CARRY?
There, now wasn't that easy? I got the scoop today on what it is, and will judge the contest based on that. Only one answer here, that is the maker, model, and model number. Designer wouldn't hurt you either.
And now, more stuff.
WHAT IS TOOOJ'S SON'S MIDDLE NAME?
Ok, not so easy, but it is out there to be found, you just have to look for it. Good luck.
WHAT 3 COMPANIES HAS TOOOJ WORKED FOR IN THE KNIFE INDUSTRY?
Ok, I'll throw you a bone, if you don't get this one, you're out of the contest, right off the bat. I mean, this the qualifier guys, ya'll should know this by now. Oh, Kabar don't count, you can include it if you want.
There ya go, answer those 3 questions correctly and quickly, and win this,
Correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar will be apart of the judging.
You have until Monday, at midnight.
Oh, just so you know, I talk to the ladies and gentlemen at Kabar more than my mother, so, don't call and ask anyone about it. They'll tell me and you won't win.
Use teh internetz, and whatever, but don't try to con it out of Kabar, m'kay?
Must be 18, you are responsible for you and your actions, no one else is, don't hurt yourself, and others.
This is supposed to be fun, and I know from the title, there will be some "sly" comments. Fine by me, just make sure your innuendo skills are warmed up, cool? No overly graphic language, and make sure it funny.
Ok, its on.
Oh, you only get one guess, make it a good one.
Moose
For those of ya'll who have not had the fortune and privilege to meet Mr. Paul Tsujimoto, we're gonna get to know him in a less formal way. By stalking him. Just a little. And only on the internet. Ok, that's the first rule,
Rule #1- Don't stalk Toooj in real life, internets fine, but only for the length of this contest. Seriously, don't stalk Toooj in real life. I mean it.
Ok, now that we have that out of the way, lets get this party started right,
WHAT FOLDING KNIFE DOES TOOOJ CARRY?
There, now wasn't that easy? I got the scoop today on what it is, and will judge the contest based on that. Only one answer here, that is the maker, model, and model number. Designer wouldn't hurt you either.
And now, more stuff.
WHAT IS TOOOJ'S SON'S MIDDLE NAME?
Ok, not so easy, but it is out there to be found, you just have to look for it. Good luck.
WHAT 3 COMPANIES HAS TOOOJ WORKED FOR IN THE KNIFE INDUSTRY?
Ok, I'll throw you a bone, if you don't get this one, you're out of the contest, right off the bat. I mean, this the qualifier guys, ya'll should know this by now. Oh, Kabar don't count, you can include it if you want.
There ya go, answer those 3 questions correctly and quickly, and win this,

Correct spelling, punctuation, and grammar will be apart of the judging.
You have until Monday, at midnight.
Oh, just so you know, I talk to the ladies and gentlemen at Kabar more than my mother, so, don't call and ask anyone about it. They'll tell me and you won't win.
Use teh internetz, and whatever, but don't try to con it out of Kabar, m'kay?
Must be 18, you are responsible for you and your actions, no one else is, don't hurt yourself, and others.
This is supposed to be fun, and I know from the title, there will be some "sly" comments. Fine by me, just make sure your innuendo skills are warmed up, cool? No overly graphic language, and make sure it funny.

Ok, its on.
Oh, you only get one guess, make it a good one.
Moose