What's the difference between a Mrs. and a Mistress?

You have to go home to one, you want to go home to the other...
 
No difference,

they both suck lethal amounts of INFI money out of you and expect you to do dishes and mow lawns on your day off and paint the freakin house and fix the bloody front door and never give you a moments peace to surf the net to read about INFI because they have sucked all of your INFI money from you so you can not buy any INFI and then they will not let you at least read about it until you take the dog for a walk or do some other little insignificant mongrel job that does not really need doing until the next week but oh no, it has to be done right now because there are guests coming over on the weekend but then thats another story because they too suck net surfing time from you so there is more lost time reading about INFI because you can not afford to buy INFI......

urm, sorry, urm....

No difference, they would both cost money, money from the INFI account....even the secret one you made so as to try and get some damn special INFI before the INFI hog skunk or 1who or damn Nimmy or any other INFI hog SOB....urm....

phew, glad that is off my mind....I am going to mow the lawns now...
 
And the ladies' retort to that old line is: What's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend? FORTY MINUTES!;) :eek:
 
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