What's the dirtiest deed...

[madcap_magician]

... you've done to feed your CPK habit.

... for me, so far, it's taking experimental drugs for fun and profit. Next Tuesday I'm going in for my second experimental drug clinical trial on cystic fibrosis for patient compensation of $1,482 to help pay off my K20 and Shiv preorders.

 

[Hammer67]

... for me, so far, it's taking experimental drugs for fun and profit. Next Tuesday I'm going in for my second experimental drug clinical trial on cystic fibrosis for patient compensation of $1,482 to help pay off my K20 and Shiv preorders.

You win.

But with a mix of curiosity and dread, I'm curious to see if anyone can top this.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

... you've done to feed your CPK habit.

... for me, so far, it's taking experimental drugs for fun and profit. Next Tuesday I'm going in for my second experimental drug clinical trial on cystic fibrosis for patient compensation of $1,482 to help pay off my K20 and Shiv preorders.

I gave up a six-figure income working as a successful design engineer - product design manager - production manager and cashed out my 401k and bought a bunch of machine tools

 

[Richard338]

I took a job with the government.

 

[EngrSorenson]

My Mrs. wouldn't appreciate me telling you what I do in preparation for my eventual CPK order. I think mostly because it would reveal my motivations.

As the famous saying goes- "Happy Wife, Happy CPK order".

 

[yoko]

... you've done to feed your CPK habit.

... for me, so far, it's taking experimental drugs for fun and profit. Next Tuesday I'm going in for my second experimental drug clinical trial on cystic fibrosis for patient compensation of $1,482 to help pay off my K20 and Shiv preorders.

I can not top that sir!!!

 

[yoko]

My Mrs. wouldn't appreciate me telling you what I do in preparation for my eventual CPK order. I think mostly because it would reveal my motivations.

It's the famous saying goes- "Happy Wife, Happy CPK order".

Happy wife means another knife lol

 

[Jason M D.]

No wife means another knife lol

 

[steelcitysixteen]

Sold all of my vastly inferior fixed blades from other over-rated over-hyped knife makers. All-in on CPK.

 

[madcap_magician]

No wife means another knife lol

Not gonna lie, as terrible as getting divorced was and as many negative aftereffects that I am still suffering from that no good, very bad day in November 2017...

... the state of my knife and gun collection is definitely not one of those negative effects. Amazing, the growth potential of even a tiny collection when you streamline the acquisition approval process that much.

 

[ferider]

I might have delayed my retirement by a month.

 

[snuffle]

I'm keeping a job I'm rather unhappy with. To be fair, that isn't just about my CPK habit, working a less irritating job would involve a large lifestyle change. Not to mention a negative-trending economy dries up jobs in my field well before it does elsewhere, so there's nowhere to go right now.

But being able to go for things like the Shiv are a bit of a consolation.

 

[coolbreezy37]

Robbed a bank.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

okokok. I get it.

you guys want the name of my onlyfans dont you?

all you had to do is ask.

theres only pictures of my feet there. just so you're informed and dont end up dissapointed.

 

[BIGDORK]

okokok. I get it.

you guys want the name of my onlyfans ont you?

all you had to do is ask.

theres only pictures of my feet there. just so you're informed and dont end up dissapointed.

Do you squish cheese curds with your toes?

 

[- SpyderMan -]

Do you squish cheese curds with your toes?

If so, what do you charge for the curds when you’re done with them?

 

[Jsega51]

If so, what do you charge for the curds when you’re done with them?

There‘s money for the footbath water too.

 

[ferider]

BTW, madcap_magician - there is CF in my family, so I appreciate what you did.

 

[Jeff Dickinson]

I gave up a six-figure income working as a successful design engineer - product design manager - production manager and cashed out my 401k and bought a bunch of machine tools

Oh yeah, thanks for that. Who needs a 401k anyhow.

Retirement = Death , and there is a lot of evidence to support that!

I simply make the “I buy a knife, you buy something of equal or lesser value” trade. But my wife is constantly reminded of how her chosen purchase never seem to retain any value…

 

[madcap_magician]

BTW, madcap_magician - there is CF in my family, so I appreciate what you did.

I work in medical research administration, so it's also helpful for me to see what it's like to participate as a healthy subject in clinical research. It's... interesting for sure.