Whats the worst part about cutting yourself? Telling your wife how you did it :)

pahl

pahl

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Just today well whittling my wife said you keep playing around with your knife like that your going to cut yourself and being a smart ass I pretended to slip with the knife and said "ouch!", like I cut my self.

She did not think it was funny.


Just got done stropping my blade that I have been using to do some whittling.
Started whittling again and cut my thumb. :eek:

She is not home right now, but I know as soon as she see's my thumb with a band aid on it she will get this big grin on her face as she say's "I told you so, you never listen to me".

Any advice as to what I should tell her happened?
Can I tell her the truth ;)


jp
 
I don't have much advice....but I wish you good luck! My girlfriend has gotten to the point where she just rolls her eyes when she sees my bandaids. :D :rolleyes:
Matt
 
Tell her you cut yourself while daydreaming about her wonderous beauty and charm. Couldn't help yourself, you know.
 
My patience paid off big time when my wife sliced her finger a few months ago in the kitchen. It was a hum-dinger. Just cleaned it up and kept wrapping bandaids until the bleeding stopped. I wish that The Learning Channel was there.
At least once you should cover your hand in ketchup, wrap it up with a paper towel and calmly say that you're getting very dizzy.
 
Originally posted by AnklePocket

At least once you should cover your hand in ketchup, wrap it up with a paper towel and calmly say that you're getting very dizzy.
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ROFL
Thats really funny, I got to try that one.
Thanks
 
Tell her you cut yourself on your razor sharp wit. ;)
 
It pains you so much for her to be wrong that you inflicted the wound upon yourself to preserve her self esteem.
 
BTW, I agree, worst part of cutting yourself is telling your wife. Maybe it serves as good negative reinforcement as inducement to be more careful in the future
 
I like Dave H and Ed T's explanation.
That should get you out of it, and maybe even more. ;)
 
Originally posted by pahl
Ken,
Who is that a photo?
Nice!
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That would be the lovely Catherine Bell...or is it Catherine Talmadge? :rolleyes:

I became a became fan after seeing Ken's avatar(s) and the FHM pictorial.

So as not to take this off-topic...Pahl--Deny everything and admit to nothing...:D It just gives them something to use against you later...

-Z
 
I was practicing fliping open an axis lock in front my wife. I pointed out to her how fast they can be opened.

So she says, "NOW YOU BECAREFUL,YOU'RE GONNA FLING IT INTO SOMEONE yack yack ayck :)".

OF course, Im like, no no no, here watch.....

Any I end up flinging it across the room as I attempt to prove how safe it is.:eek:

uuuhggghhh..

She still laughs about that one
 
Don't worry after about 6 or 7 trips to the hospital they get used to it and just shake their heads.:rolleyes:

The worst part is the laughter that comes from the nurses and doctors as they read about how it happened.:D
 
I could not hide my cut...I had to call my wife on 9/11 (yes, that one:( ) to take me to the hospital after she drove home from NY state. Severed a nerve, but missed the tendon and muscle. Odd, very little blood...
She does not skip a time to to remind me about it, especially since I'm the Safety Nazi!:rolleyes:
-SB
 
The worst part about cutting yourself is the involuntary girl-like, high pitched gasping sound that you make. The same sound that comes out of your mouth when you get a fish hook stuck in your finger.
 
Tell her you got abducted by aliens, and they were tired of probing the usual places, so they probed your thumb instead...:D
 
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