When Sharks Attack

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It's an old truth that when a Boxer swings and misses, he looses more energy than if he'd connected. I think that's true- though it might be best to ask an old Boxer....

There are many HI models I cannot afford. It's always been that way. And even in the varients close to my heart, those 18" to 20" 28oz or so wood choppers/cougar slaying khuks, I must pace myself or risk revolution here at home. I think some of you would laugh at my 'allowance'.

Like many a good gunnie, I wheedle, I negotiate, I rationalize...I cook the books. ( just a little) And at the end of every year, as I've aquired even more khuks, and given a couple away, I'm in good shape. No pain. Even a smile on my face. Life has been good to me. This is actually all gravy, you know, as in misspent prior decades I should have expired. But I didn't. I lived to raise sons and aquire khuks. I used to aquire firearms but it's so hard to do that when these Deals of the Day are so choice.

Most of you will agree we've never had it so good. There are new and unique models every month it seems, and variations. There are more of the features dear to our hearts.

Every two months or a little longer I'll usually buy a khuk. I'm not on the fast track. I don't finish in the Top Ten. As far as sharking goes, my bites are restrained. So what am I writing about here? Well, I'd forgotten what it is like to try and miss on a blade I really wanted.

There's no sense comparing this to, 'the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat", but it does leave a few lonesome moments in one when the Deal that seemed so right gets chomped up by a larger, quicker fish. And I'd rather forgotten that.

Some blades you see instantly and just have to have. You strike. You may or may not get. Other blades...grow on you. You find yourself returning to the Sales page, 'just to look'. A feeling builds. You imagine holding the blade, chopping a little wood, maybe carving a Zombie a new mouth, and all of a sudden you're juggling accounts and cash and emailing Yangdu for another khuk.

I think the khuks that grow on you are actually more powerful than many of the ones you just happened to bid on and got.

Well, that's about it. All I had to say. Nothing like swinging on empty air, chomping down on atmosphere, wringing an expense account out to find NO SALE.

Ahh, but it's good to be alive, and you know there'll be a next time when the planets align and your own personal number comes up Sevens.

PS; here's the real prize, though. I took my Kindergartner and the Yangdu Special hiking up MT Zortman yesterday. We climbed a bunch. That's one going five year old, I'll tell you. These smaller blades have a real place. I get tired carrying my optimum 18 incher. Right now the 3 year old and the 9 year old and I are going for a walk in the rimrock and Pines. I'll take the Special along again.
Being able to spend this time with loved ones, and from a arsenal select the right blade for the afternoon; well, that's pretty neat.

munk
 
When sharks attack (especially those named Dave, Sweet, Bob, Norm...do we see a commonality here?) I generally reach in reall quick and flip out my credit card and then pull back even quicker so I don't lose a finger.
 
That one wasn't yours, Munk. Maybe the next one. Or maybe the one after that. Maybe Bura's hammering on yours right now. Who knows?
 
I have two thoughts that comfort me when my sharking abilities are out to lunch.

One, the money is still in the bank.

Two, it must not have been my khuk.

And three, I guess, would be that my khuk is being made at this very moment. Or maybe even still strapped to the underside of a mercedes in a junk lot somewhere ... just waiting for the right time and the right maker.

~ B
 
When I remember to realize it, I'm blessed.

Getting cool toys and helping people in the process is just icing.

John
 
When I remember to realize it, I'm blessed.>>>>>> Spectre



That's it, Brother. There aint more.


munk
 
Well-said. I love threads where it's like reading my own thought transcribed. And it's amazing how much that happens around here.

Be well, and blessings,

Nam
 
namaarie said:
Well-said. I love threads where it's like reading my own thought transcribed. And it's amazing how much that happens around here.

Be well, and blessings,

Nam

Nam, I swear I was composing a response in my head while reading Munk's post, and it started something like: "Well said! I love threads where it's like reading my own thoughts transcribed. It's amazing how much that happens around here."

But you said it for me! I think we have a Vulcan mind-meld going.

Great post Munk. I completely agree. My very best snags have not been the impulse buys, although some beautiful things have come my way. In fact, sometimes those have been the least satisfying, and after a few weeks with the item they are sold off. But the ones that I can look at and savor and imagine how I would use them, and how they would look with other knives and find their place, the ones that wait patiently for me, those are the great snags.

There have been several like that, that I know were intended for me. I can't afford a Falcata now anyway, without charging it which I have sworn not to do for a while, and if I had gone for the Sher special I would be out another hundred for a variant of a knife I already have.

I'll bide my time and I'll bet that as Sassas said, pretty soon we'll see another Falcata or 6 heading in and one of those will come to me in due course.

Thanks again for another memorable post.

Norm
 
Norm, I'd forgotten how.....disapointing....bidding and losing was on one that began to mean something.


I'd begun to think such emotions were for collectors like you...but I was wrong!!! Still a member of the human race, I am.



munk
 
munk said:
I'd begun to think such emotions were for collectors like you...but I was wrong!!! Still a member of the human race, I am.

munk

Munk,
I'm sorry that you didn't get that one, but it makes me feel better somehow to know that you REALLY WANTED IT. You always seem so satisfied with what you have. I on the other hand am always lusting for the new and unusual. Though I, "that Munk, he sees the khuk as just a good tool, and here I am, gathering them to me like they are going to make me live longer or something". Kind of made me feel greedy, or wasteful, or avaricious or something. Now I find out I'm just human. Thanks bud. :)

Steve
 
To me, the whole feeding frenzy/shark thing is just great good sportsmanship among peers, and a lot of fun.

Are you mad if you don't get one... No, of course not. Another will come. Kharma.

Are you euphoric when you do get one? Welll... Sometimes!

Just like the models have never been better, the competition has never been fiercer... which makes the whole game even mo' better.

My .02.

Hmmmm.... So Norm's broke this week. Probably SASSAS too.... And I'm off today.... Hmmmm. Jake's probably just watching, but you never know. Wonder who else will be in the pool?


Ad Astra
 
I would like to thank everyone for not buying any of the chainpuri's being offered. More for me, only 2 have slipped past me. Don't know why no one is going after them, they IMO have the best handles there is on a khukuri
no pointy brass buttplates poking your hand, no brass buttplate cutting your hand, w/ wood you can change the shape, heck even the color of your handle
So far I have 2 Biltons w/ chainpuri handles, 5 of the 15" chainpuri's, Rusty's 17" village Chainpuri, an 18" village Sirupati w/ Chainpuri handle from Rusty that he thinned out, an 18" Chainpuri, and now a 21" Chainpuri w/ a horn handle, my first horn Chainpuri
Once again, thanx all
 
By the way, who got that seax with the dabdabe handle? Wasn't me, but I've still got my old first production run seax, etched with runes by Keith (Ferrous Wheel), so I'm not much bothered. Hey, anybody heard from Keith? Still get a mental image sometimes of that burly viking charging down a hill with his big old Ang Khola strapped securely in place by an elastic hair scrunchie. Good stuff.

Sarge
 
I agonized over that Dabdabe Seax for a good 20 minutes. I wrote up the email and just sat...I couldn't send it. It works out though, because the next day a 12 inch Siru came up, and I wanted that more :D

So I dunno who got it. Was an awfully pretty knife, and one day I'm gonna have to get me one...it being the blade of my people and all.

Peace,
-Tycho-
 
dragn_flame said:
I would like to thank everyone for not buying any of the chainpuri's being offered. More for me, only 2 have slipped past me. Don't know why no one is going after them, they IMO have the best handles there is on a khukuri
no pointy brass buttplates poking your hand, no brass buttplate cutting your hand, w/ wood you can change the shape, heck even the color of your handle
So far I have 2 Biltons w/ chainpuri handles, 5 of the 15" chainpuri's, Rusty's 17" village Chainpuri, an 18" village Sirupati w/ Chainpuri handle from Rusty that he thinned out, an 18" Chainpuri, and now a 21" Chainpuri w/ a horn handle, my first horn Chainpuri
Once again, thanx all

Tom, I love the chainpuri handles as well, and need to get one of the 15"ers you have spoken of. I do have a nice 18" villager chainpuri, but nothing smaller.

I think you would like the 19" WWII I have with a chandan chainpuri handle. Have a couple of other "regular models" with chainpuri handles as well. They are the only kukris that actually tighten in your hand the harder you swing them. Glad you snagged it.

Norm
 
I'm trying to hold off on sharking for awhile, at least until I get my own place. Trying to remember Munk's advice on using a new khukuri for awhile before getting another one. Of course I'm still waiting for Yangdu to post the DOTD threads. :rolleyes: ;)

Bob
 
Trying to remember Munk's advice on using a new khukuri for awhile before getting another one. >>>>>>> Big Bob


Sheesh; I try to remember munk's advice about using a new khuk for awhile before getting another one....

It is good to get to know your khuks.


munk
 
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