When you first tore into that box holding your Zaan full of anticipation when it arrived, finally unpacked it from that blue cloth, held it in your hand and flicked it open, then gave that handle a squeeze, what were your first thoughts?
The flood of emotions, pretty much followed this sequence;
-First visual upon unboxing = Damn, you're a fine lookin' blade Boss-Man.
-Followed by = Wish you were Armor Tuff'd in Black to match my Wilson Combat X-Tac.
-Followed by = Who cares, we'll worrry about coating you in black later; now, get into my hand ~ now.
-Once my grip settled = Damn, I need to ditch this clip.
-Followed by = Who cares about the clip, just flick it open.
-Followed by = Damn, I hope nobody get's hurt.
-Followed by = Oh my, you're butter smooth Mr. Beast.
-Followed by = Ok, even though I plan to carry you, you need to rest in the safe for the night Sir Stab-a-Lot; and while you're in there, don't start a fight by making fun of the other knives.
