Where are you from?

SteelSlaver

SteelSlaver

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You might be from Montana when you remember to lock your truck when in the big city, but forget to take your key out of the ignition switch. But, its not really a problem because you have a spare key behind the fuel fill up door like most of the other people you know back home.

About 4 time so far. LOL The keys are in the ignition of my car at home and I have been gone 4 weeks now. I hope the cat is OK.

Should be heading home to paint the inside of my new shop space and get ready for elk season Thursday or Friday. The 3 week job turned into 4.
 
And you might be from Kansas when there's a note on the door telling the UPS guy that the door is unlocked.
 
You might be from Stockton California if you sleep with a pistol and your wife forgot to lock her car 1 time and someone stole everything inside the car including her prescription glasses. oh well we will move some day.
 
You might be from SW Oregon when directions to your house are;
Head towards the Oregon caves, then turn left at the gravel road where they cut down the big fir tree, drive slow so you don't run over one of the wild turkeys.
Keep going until you see the foxes run into the woods, then turn right at the first dirt road that is not a driveway.
Listen for the barking Chihuahua/Wolverine. If there is a tree across the road feel free to cut it for firewood.
My house is the one with the deer eating the garden and the rosebushes.
 
In Kansas you need a note to tell people the door is unlocked?? I thought everyone knew my door was unlocked. nice not to worry about locking the door isn't it.

Mark, sounds like the directions around here except for the Oregon cave part. The first part of growing a garden where I am from is built a high fence. Turkeys got some nasty poop, but, they sure love to eat dandelions. While I was gone a fir in my yard feel across the road. the neighbors drug it out of the road and left it in the ditch. Then called to tell me. But, then I sawed up the one of thiers that fell across my shop this summer. (no real damage)

Sounds like more people in Stockton should leave rattlesnakes in their glove compartments. where you live they would probably sue you for that. Here everyone would laugh, even the judge. Then probably tack a little more time on to the Aholes sentence for animal abuse. One guy I used to know had a doberman that would let people into his car. But, wouldn't let them out. LOL.
 
Haha thats funny Jim, my parents had some blue and red healers (the old australian breed like in madmax that could actually work cattle). Those guys would sit there in the back of the truck and wag there tails and look at ya all innocent. Then when ya got closer the head would drop and as soon as the hand broke the plane of the bed of the truck it was like "gotcha" whirl wind of teeth and slobber.

Norther CA is where I started, great place if you got rid of the meth and the southern half of the state.
 
Keys are in the ignition, the house door is unlocked. Just because you're in Iowa doesn't mean that it's safe to go in the house. Oreo or Isis(Swiss Mountain dog and a German shorthair) will give you a good sniff, and if they know you you're fine. If they don't know you, they won't let you get past the rug in front of the door.
 
Or you might be from the Washington DC area where packs of wild, feral politicians run loose in the streets. :eek:

TedP
 
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