I am around just like death in fact one of the reasons I have been unusually silent is that I do not need to depress any one and I am sure most everybody has had enough of my opinions for a while. I have got some dandy stories which seem to come to mind around the holidays when things are particuarly grim . Remember the one last year about the fellow who tried to commit suicide and his finger recoiled and he shot himself twice in the face he lived
and went to jail only to find out he had cancer of the throat no big deal since he had no face anyway we used to parade him out to scare the new inmates and officers.
Working in an asylum for the criminally insane does give you some unusual experiences. Like creative cuffing class that was when after some of the senior officers had downed couple of shots of thorazene to chase the previous nights hangovers. They would bring out a bug ( inmate ) and procede to turn him into a facimile of a pretzel using cuffs, camisol ( straight jacket ), and various other restraints. Then they would grade there work like you would a high diver you know like from one to ten . Then they would take out another drooling mass of humanity and try to beat the other guys score.
Then there was the young inmate who had just come in and did not want to participate in what was the accepted sex life for a new young inmate. Unfortunately the next day he did not make roll call I believe it could have been due to the 3 rolls of wet toilet paper which had been packed into several of his body orifices. Well enough of my holiday cheer and I am sure that for the few of you who had not had enough of me before this will probably do the trick.
If I can add something regarding knives which will be of a positive nature I will but frankly you have got some knowledgable people who certainly can do as well in fact better than I can. So please do not think me rude just perhapes crude. LT
