Which HI Model Would You Be?

Big Bob

Big Bob

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If you were one of HI's finest, which would it be, and why? It can be any model or specimen, for any reason you can think of. If I were a khuk, I'd be a 21" GS as its long and slim profile kind of reminds me of myself (6ft and 183lbs or so).

I've been wanting to ask this for awhile but just hadn't gotten around to it until now, so please participate and have fun.

Bob
 
20" AK:

Bigger than practically useful for most things, kinda big belly, sorta thick and hella hard to lug around hanging from a belt. But REALLY useful in some situations.
 
Malla, Malla, Malla.

¡Ayo Ghorkhali!

the Bura Hanshee if I get to live twice.

VBGRS since I probably have some serious rebirth issues.

Maybe all of them.. think about it. Hoping my time as a JKM is short.

It's just for fun.



Ad Astra
 
Bruise and Bill the Cat beat me to the bent line, so I'll just say I'd be well used, scratched, scuffed, marred, and generally injured, but on the back porch waiting to be used again.

Maybe I'd get lucky and get to ride in a old PickUp Truck, or on a belt to the woods for camping.
Yeah, that's it; I'd be the khuk that cut the umbilical cord for the baby delivered in that truck.

Later on, when everyone was celebrating and having food, they'd stick me in a can of sardines too, though, wouldn't they?



munk
 
It's pretty simple considering my stature.... I would be a Super Salyan.:rolleyes: :p :D ;)













Edit:
In case you didn't know, short and stubby.
And don't go there! :rolleyes: :p :mad: ;) :D I am refering to my stature.:grumpy:
 
A little blem karda...but a wickedly sharp one...

Edit: I've been emailed for violating truth in posting regulations...suggestions have included a 25" AK for it's size and strength, a Tarwar for the brutish fear it inspires and a YCS for it's ultimate versitility.

Okay...one other suggestion was a ball peen hammer, but I don't think that one counts.
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An 20" sirupati. Long and lean. Ready for anything, although some people underestimate me.

Oh yeah, I'd also have no cho creep, an egg cross-sectioned handle, non-habaki bolster and convex edge, without all those markings (kami initials & symbols). I guess I'm just old fashioned like that.
 
18" Malla. Long, slim and mean ;)

I'd be pretty new and rarely used as well, still got some of that mirrosh polish left :)
 
15" Villager. Strong, totally dependable and very sharp. Equally ready for fun or serious work.

Ice
 
BruiseLeee said:
Kagas katne or that sirupati that got bent.
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What happened to the Cursed War Club?? Oh, Bruise, you let us down on this one ... :p :D



I'd be a custom Tarwar, because I like everything custom. Same size handle, 24" blade though - not too long, not too short. Great size for one hand, real nice for two. It chops. It fights.

Silver mounted, sharpened by Dan (if he would be so kind :D ), with the handle finished by Ferguson (if he too, would be so kind :D ).

Great post!!

~ Bamboo ~
 
Bamboo said:
What happened to the Cursed War Club?? Oh, Bruise, you let us down on this one ...
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That wasn't one of the available options. If I were a cursed war club, I probably wouldn't be a very good one though. Probably just give people the occasional hang nail or post nasal drip.


durned cursed war club... gimme a kleenex.

My life would be complete. :) :p
 
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