Who invented the knife?

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Who invented the knife? Like Al Gore invented the internet.:yawn:
The three stooges invented politics. And Marilyn Monroe invented, well U know:jerkit: ...

Lets hear some of U'r wonderfull theories for the betterment of mankind.:p
 
a cave-dude named "UGH"

he was frickin awesome!


in fact, I think he coined the "eye of the tiger" phrase for the Rocky movies too
 
Whatever I was gonna say LaBella, it no way could be as good as what you posted. You are correct Ugh *is* friggin awesome!
 
The knife was invented by the Mayans who got it from time warping Egyptians who got it from the Aliens.
 
Ed Fowler had an article a few months back on knifemakers.

I agree that the knife was invented by someone in the stone age who found a sharp rock or a sharp hard piece of wood could cut things. (meat skins etc.) I would like to think man then progressed quickly to putting an edge on wood or a rock.

Lots of progess since then. :D
 
a cave-dude named "UGH"

he was frickin awesome!


in fact, I think he coined the "eye of the tiger" phrase for the Rocky movies too

I knew UGH back in the day. No table manners, but that bastid could make flint fly.
 
The folk singer Greg Brown... or his uncle.

I'm actually not knocking Greg Brown. I've seen him "live" twice and am actually a fan. ;)

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I invented the knife (along with "Post-It Notes")...Trust me on this.:D.
 
I'm almost positive Spyderco invented the first knife.

Like their moto... First we made things sharp, then we invented sharp things. It's something like that.
 
No , it was Ally Oop. The scientist brought him into modern times in the time machine and Ally Oop brought the knife he invented .Thus introducing the knife to the modern world !!
 
a cave-dude named "UGH"

he was frickin awesome!


in fact, I think he coined the "eye of the tiger" phrase for the Rocky movies too


See now I meet a guy who heard that UGH stole the idea from a neighbor named GUH. I dont know if this is true or not.
 
m1marty invented the knife.

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Song of the Men's Side

Rudyard Kipling​

Once we feared The Beast--when he followed us we ran,
Ran very fast though we knew
It was not right that The Beast should master Man;
But what could we Flint-workers do?
The Beast only grinned at our spears round his ears--
Grinned at the hammers that we made;
But now we will hunt him for the life with the Knife--
And this is the Buyer of the Blade!​

Room for his shadow on the grass--let it pass!
To left and right-stand clear!
This is the Buyer of the Blade--be afraid!
This is the great god Tyr!​

Tyr thought hard till he hammered our a plan,
For he knew it was not right
(And it is not right) that The Beast should master Man;
So he went to the Children of the Night.
He begged a Magic Knife of their make for our sake.
When he begged for the Knife they said:
"The price of the Knife you would buy is an eye!"
And that was the price he paid.​

Tell it to the Barrows of the Dead--run ahead!
Shout it so the Women's Side can hear!
This is the Buyer of the Blade--be afraid!
This is the great god Tyr!​

Our women and our little ones may walk on the Chalk,
As far as we can see them and beyond,
We shall not be anxious for our sheep when we keep
Tally at the shearing-pond.
We can eat with both our elbows on our knees, if we please,
We can sleep after meals in the sun,
For Shepherd-of-the-Twilight is dismayed at the Blade,
Feet-in-the-Night have run!
Dog-without-a-Master goes away (Hai, Tyr, aie!),
Devil-in-the-Dusk has run!​

Then:
Room for his shadow on the grass-let it pass!
To left and to right--stand clear!
This is the Buyer of the Blade--be afraid!
This is the great god Tyr!​
 
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