Who is the President?

I nominate John Hollister for Chief Executive Suspect. His Cabinet would have to include Sniper 308 as VP and Eric Blair as Sec of Tech.
 
Oh God, please let us never get so organized that we need to hold elections.

Everyone would be nominated, and everyone would get one vote!
:D

Btw, I answered the question "What does it mean to be a Usual Suspect."
Hope it meets with everyone's approval.
LMAO!
 
That was pretty good, Ken - Dani seems to think you need to get more serious, though. So, I posted. :D I elect myself "Custom Verifier". Every one 'o' you bastids with customs send 'em my way, so I can make sure they're the real deal. ;)
 
Ken-

My nomination was just a feeble stab at humor; just to tie in with Ed's President's lead-in. However, I like the idea of each Suspect creating and giving themselves a title and office. ;) ;)

-S
 
I for one am sticking with my favorite - W. T. Sherman, to wit:

"If nominated, I will not run. If elected, I will not serve."
 
Ken:

Your answer pretty well covered everything except the goat thing, and what's required at the meal prior to the blade show in Atlanta!

See2:

Since you're the "custom verifier" and don't yet have a custom, how about if we start out just sending the boxes, until you hit full stride in your new roll? BTW if ya ever decide to send the customs back out to the owners, the insurance is gonna kill ya!

I've been trying to figure out what to nonimate Leo for, but heck, since he's damn near blind I don't think he's good for anything! I know, he can have my position as VP and I can then just raise hell with him!

And Dani when you read this; Ross and I pretty much have volunteered to put the "female suspects" through the special tests that are necessary prior to "full membership".
 
Sniper,

Does that mean that we will need a male goat for the tests? :eek:

Also as one of the two Brits around these parts, can I be Emperor, rather than President - I am not that revolutionary....


Regards,

Ed
 
Figured you'd rather be the Ed of State.

(Get it? "Head" with a british accent sounds like "Ed"? Huh? Get it?)
Oh, never mind.
:rolleyes:
 
so whats this "testing" i have to go through?? should i go and buy a strap-on??? LMFAO...(i wonder if they make them in G10??)
as i told Chris, if you guys sleep with each other...ill watch :).....that can be my initiation.....sound good??
But John will have to wear the cow suit, sorry Ross..LOL
 
Originally posted by Emerson_Girl
so whats this "testing" i have to go through?? should i go and buy a strap-on??? LMFAO...(i wonder if they make them in G10??)
as i told Chris, if you guys sleep with each other...ill watch :).....that can be my initiation.....sound good??
But John will have to wear the cow suit, sorry Ross..LOL

:eek: Uhhhh....that's NOT the kind of test I had to take to join the Usual Suspects...more like this:

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and this:

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Buying them I mean....you sick Bastids...


--Robert
 
rfrost,

Have the standards around here fallen so far that you can be a Ususal Suspect with no goat and the purchase of but a single CQC6?

I know we introduced the goat thing when we started admiting members that did not own a custom or were not up to the nice gentle way that we respect each other in the riot that takes place when a rare custom is "uncovered" on the Internet, but this is taking things too far - I demand a recount - on second thoughts who ever said that we are a democracy?

Regards,

Ed
 
Originally posted by edmoses
rfrost,

Have the standards around here fallen so far that you can be a Ususal Suspect with no goat and the purchase of but a single CQC6?

I know we introduced the goat thing when we started admiting members that did not own a custom or were not up to the nice gentle way that we respect each other in the riot that takes place when a rare custom is "uncovered" on the Internet, but this is taking things too far - I demand a recount - on second thoughts who ever said that we are a democracy?

Regards,

Ed

LOL!! Ed, you're too much! :D

--Robert
 
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