Who said vegetables were a bad thing?

In fright the bear pea'd himself and ran for miles and miles (he was glad he ate his runner beans), he had sore pawpaws.

He said that the experience was as life changing as watching the 007 movies and that he would name his first child Cubby Broccoli.

His Greek bear friend Yogi(urt) said it was a good job it wasn't a cucumber because she could've made tzatziki out of you!

Those are crap but at least I'm trying....:(
 
A screaming woman brandishing a zucchini would frighten me off, as well. That ain't somethin you see every day 'round these parts.
 
When asked what preparations she had against a bear attack the lady said "Well I've got a 44mag pistol, a shotgun and bear spray. But round here a zucchini is one of the "bear essentials" ".
 
The bear must have been out of his gourd to try that. A vine is a terrible thing to waste. Lettuce pray it never happens again.

Peas be with you all.
 
"Maricelli says the woman did not need medical attention. Wildlife officials were trying to locate the bear on Thursday to enquire if it wanted to press charges. The bear victim declined to press charges, on the advice of its attorney."
 
Rigth now there is some bear on a wilderness forum for woodland animal telling his story and asking if other bears think he should go armed in the woods

He'll never go into a 'Pik-a-Nik basket' again.
 
Yorkshire Boy said:
When asked what preparations she had against a bear attack the lady said "Well I've got a 44mag pistol, a shotgun and bear spray. But round here a zucchini is one of the "bear essentials" ".
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First of all, it's "Bear Necessities" :grumpy:

Second, Zucchini is a fruit. :p
 
Wait till you guys see the line of custom zucchinis I have growing in the garden right now. Scandi zucchinis for bushcraft, chisel-grind tanto point zucchinis for hardcore black ops wetwork operators, necker zucchinis with skeletonized handles that you can wrap with paracord or purchase micarta scales in a variety of colors at a small additional charge. It's gonna take the cutlery world by storm.
 
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Zucchini, shall not be infringed.
 
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