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looky here now. I'm an ld retarded Marine an supposed to have some kind of good sense. Historiclly no not goo off half cocked about much of anything. Here lately I have had some strange feelings that are not easy to explain. Some of you fellar that are writers could most likely put things on paper better. However, I don't have any help here.

I find that These funny looking Knives ( too a lot of people)seem to have drawn me like magnet. Has anyopne else had that feeling? I ordered a 15" AK and then a PGA came along for the BAS threw a mistake that hurt no one they arrived at the same time.

I have fallen in love again, with the bent knives.
 
Has anyopne else had that feeling

:D Once or twice ;)

Now Pappy I'm quite a bit younger than you, and I don't make a point of giving advice to my elders, but you are in grave danger of losing your khuks to the dark side.:eek: Tsimi (aka "the duck")loves to swoop in on new khuk owners at right about this stage of HIKV and convince them to "donate" a khuk or 3 to his bogus "fellowship". Be warned!! There is no Research, only the disease, the medicine (MORE KHUKS!)and the support group--HI forum;):D
 
Pappy,
We call this ailment HIKV...Himalayan Imports Khukuri Virus. We know exactly what you are speaking of.

Just wait till they start talking to you.:D
 
Originally posted by Pappy
looky here now. I'm an ld retarded Marine an supposed to have some kind of good sense. Historiclly no not goo off half cocked about much of anything. Here lately I have had some strange feelings that are not easy to explain. Some of you fellar that are writers could most likely put things on paper better. However, I don't have any help here.

I find that These funny looking Knives ( too a lot of people)seem to have drawn me like magnet. Has anyopne else had that feeling? I ordered a 15" AK and then a PGA came along for the BAS threw a mistake that hurt no one they arrived at the same time.

"I have fallen in love again, with the bent knives."

Pappy we've all had these feelings, you have contracted the deadly HIKV.
Having 2 khukuris arrive at the same time is most certainly a clincher.
But don't worry about it too much as you're in very good company.:)

At least you didn't fall under the spell of Tsimi and into the Darkness of the Cave and become a so called "researcher.";)
 
Pappy -
You will notice, in a short while, that the Khuk you have in your hand is your favorite. For a day or two. And then it will be the other one. As you gain more, this will continue until one of us Khuks posts a "what is your favorite" question, and your nervous system will overload. This is why my coffee consumption has gone from one cup in the morning to a pot every other hour.
Don't worry about Tsimi - his "research" is a cover for one of the worst cases of HIKV. It also saves a lot of money :D We should hear from Tsimi over the weekend - he should just about now be figuring out how to get on the forum on his new 'pooter. He will be with us night and day from now on HEE!
 
I think he needed a bigger, faster computer for his research.

You're not alone by any means, Pappy.
 
We know the feeling all too well, pappy.

For the first time in a long while, I am regretting that there is nothing in my back yard that needs chopping. So I jus sit here foldling my sirupati as I read or surf the internet...

Andrew Limsk
 
Pappy
I bought two before the first one was ever delivered. So I know of what you speak. My favorite is my 18" AK. It's a monster knife!
But then, I like my 15" version too. ;) Then there's my 20" Kobra.....

Uncle once said a Marine named Ray had 44 of the HI khuks. Now there's a real case of HIKV! :)
 
My first three HI khuks were purchased in less than five weeks! (the past five weeks):D
 
My first three were inside a week. Phoned Uncle on a Monday. Got the first khuk Tuesday. Phoned him Wednesday and ordered 2 more which came in Thursday.
 
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