Why do the United/Hibbens keep getting UGLIER?!?

[Walking Man]

Okay, so 2004 aren't that bad. (sleek dagger).
But I swear that the 2005 looks like a Bud K / Pakistani Special.
and the ones before are butt ugly / wildly fantastic too.
Thank goodness I quit with the Hibbens a while back.

 

[jackknife]

Because idiots keep buying them.