Why I always carry a knife, a little fun saturday night...

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Driving home from a horseshow, in an F350 dually pulling about a 30ft gooseneck trailer with 2 horses and loads of other stuff, proably about a 9000lb load.
The outside right dual delaminates as we're rolling 65mph in the left lane, the tread blows the fender up, rips the running board halfway off, and caves in the underside of the wheel well before detaching completely and hurtling past the side mirror at unbeleivable speed. Thank the lord, nobody had their arms out the windows! More than half the tread flew off in one chunk, and appears to have been carrying some of the steel belts with it judging by whats left on the tire. Damn General tires, came with the truck new, never buy a general tire for the rest of my life.
So anyhow, we pull over to the right shoulder and my dad and I get out to look it over and change the tire.
2 large chunks of the fiberglass fender are still attached, one is wedged against the tailpipe and dragging on the ground, the other is twisted down between the good tire and whats left of the bad (its still holding air, not a blow out just complete seperation of the tread). So out comes the pocket knife and I cut those peices off so they don't damage the truck anymore than it already is. Then on the front side of the wheels, the rear running board is dragging on the ground and rubbing the wheels. Out comes the gerber 600 multi tool, use the pliars to take all the bolts out and take the running board off. All this on the shoulder of I71 with Semi's and cars blowing past us. One horse in the trailer is panicing at the sound of the trucks, and starts kicking up the trailer.
My dad couldn't get the spare tire to drop. Last summer some scumbag stole the spare, carrier and all and when they put the new carrier in they didn't give us the matching key, we still had one for the old carrier. They're not universal!
So I've got the wheels clear again anyway, can't get a spare and the horse is still throwing a fit soaked with sweat and shaking now, so we get back in and drive another 9 miles doing about 30-35 with the hazard lights on and the truck shaking to beat hell with the heavy load over an unstable axle. People blew by flipping us off, honking the horn, all kinds of pleasantries. We finally got to an exit and pulled into a gas station.
Still couldn't get the tire to drop, the key won't work, there are no bolts or anything we can get too to release it from the carrier, short of taking the whole carrier out like the theives did last summer, and we don't have the wrenches. So out comes the Gerber again and I used the serrated blade to saw through the 1/4" steel cable. Had to cut it with my hand through a hole in the rim, and had the pleasure of lowering it onto my chest rather quickly instead of the ground...
We finally got it changed and got on our way. I'll sure as hell never leave home without my knife and multi tool again!

We even have a toolbox in the trailer, with enough stuff to adjust the hitch, change lights and all kinds of stuff, but had never though to put a hacksaw in, there will be one before the next trip.

And after explaining it two or three times about the key, and the reason for cutting the carrier I think the dealer is going to take care of replacing the cable. Morons.

Anyway, you can bet the next time somebody gives me trouble about carrying knives and a multi tool, they're going to hear a story :)
 
Na' listen here son! A knife used as a hack-saw is just an expensive hack-saw, or something like that.

Great story :D

How is the horse and the truck?
 
The worst always happens to the best of people-go figure!
Horseman,student, knifemaker-where do you find the time Matt!

The knife you were using wasent an Benchmade 806 was it??

Thanks again for building me an excellent knife.!
 
wire eddge said:
The worst always happens to the best of people-go figure!
Horseman,student, knifemaker-where do you find the time Matt!

The knife you were using wasent an Benchmade 806 was it??

Thanks again for building me an excellent knife.!

Thanks :), I'm really glad you like the knife!
Nope on the 806, I actually happened to be carrying a homemade framelock that night since I get asked to borrow knives quite a bit at horseshows. Nice chance to show off my work, and the framelock is a little more sheeple friendly. Its awful hard to leave that 806 anywhere beside my pocket though.
The blade I used on the cable was actually the serrated sheepsfoot blade on my gerber pliars/multi tool. I thought it would be trashed really bad but about 10-15 minutes with a diamond file has it in pretty good shape. I guess thats probably because the steel is on the soft side and you could cut comlpletely new serrations in a half hour :)

The horse is fine, soon as we got her away from the interstate she calmed down. She's used to moving with traffic in the trailer, not having it rush by like some big scary monster I suppose. The truck now has 6 brand new good year tires on it, with an extra under the bed. I think the overall damage is estimated at around $1300, haven't got it all worked out yet.
 
Not really invalid,just proves the point that knives sometimes have to do the job of other tools due to unexpected circumstances. :)
 
MelancholyMutt said:
actually, Matt used his tools in the exact way it was designed...

Now now...don't go branding me as someone that always follows the rules, I've pried before! The pliars are better for it though, they don't have that annoying habit of snaping off just as you put all your wieght on them :D
 
Damn good knife story!
Working along a busy interstate, wow, I would've been as nervous as your horse, there's some crazy drivers out there :eek:
 
I worked for three years in a tire shop, and will never trust General tires. It doesnt matter if they come with the vehicle, they are gone the instant I get the vehicle.

My preferences are BF Goodrich, and Michelin foremost. Make sure that the Goodyears they threw on have the right load rating though.
 
Good story but I'm sorry about the truck and all that happened. I'm glad I carry my multi tool in my car for such an occasion.
Matt
 
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