- Joined
- Jul 22, 2007
- Messages
- 1,045
am typing this on a Dell Inspiron 1525, connected to the Internet wirelessly and playing Bon Jovi at full volume. I am sitting in my large, air-conditioned, art-deco house, watching an episode of Good Eats on the 37" Samsung TV that I told the little silver box to record, which it can do without using any large tapes that have to wound and re-wound.
Obviously, I'm lazy and like convenience. But then, why do I have a slipjoint in my pocket? And why do so many others also have slipjoints in their pockets? When we can get blades with more curves and grooves than the Mississippi river, that have uber-strong points that could penetrate the Virginia's armor plating, and are made out of meteoric steel which is sharp enough to skin the Nemean lion? Are we just ignorant yokels who don't know what's good for them?
Again, I am a modern man. I have "tactical" knives- but most are sitting unused, in my knife drawer, in favor of more traditional patterns (the most tactical knife that I'm carrying on a regular basis these days is an Al Mar Eagle Talon, which has no pocket clip, but does have a thumb stud. Other than that, it is a traditional folding hunter.)
I think I have a good example of why I'm prefering traditional knives these days. And it's sitting on my back porch.
Right outside the door is a lump of shiny steel that's slightly better looking than the Pontiac Aztec. It has about as many switches and knobs as an average car, including a dial readout, and a gas tank.
Is it the newest word in crossovers? No, unless Jenn-Air has decided to manufacture cars. No, this is my propane grill. It has heated many a poor hunk of beast until they were ready to be eaten. It did a pretty good job of it too- and it was fast and convenient.
But, when it came time to grill some steaks for my friends, I didn't reach for this shining bastion of quick and easy heat application. No, I reached for a metal sphere that loosely resembles Sputnik. That's right, the good, old-fashioned Weber kettle grill. Mine is an 18.5 inch model, lit with Kiingsford briquettes, of course.
The steaks were delicious, but why did I decide to grill them on my Weber when I clearly had a faster and more modern gas grill? The simple answer- performance and simplicity. Sure, the Jenn-Air might heat up quicker, but I'm not quite sure how to turn it on. I don't know if all the burners are working, and I can't tell the fuel level just by looking. Also, the steaks on the Weber were easily as good, if not better, than those cooked on the gas grill.
So, what does this have to do with slipjoints? Well, when it comes to BTUs, I'd say both my grills are a bit equal. Traditional knives and tactical knives are also about equal in sheer cutting power. However, like my Weber, my slipjoints leave me nothing to worry about. Sure, I can't open them instantly, but I don't have to worry about slicing my finger out while doing so. Sure, they don't have locks, but they also don't have a lock that can fail. Pocket clips do a pretty good job of securing the knife, but good old fashion friction and gravity do an even better job. G-10 and other rad polymers make durable and grippy handles. Natural materials, like bones, look very good and provide a very good and grippy handle. Delrin, especially my beloved yellow handles, are practically indestrucitible. Additionally, knives with my beloved yellow handles are easily found when dropped. Now, I'm not saying that you can't make tactical knives that can be easily found, but to do it whilst having them looking good, that's a different story. Most slijoints do have shorter blades than most tacticals. Now, while you will have less of a cutting edge, you do get more muncipiality friendliness. Also, with slipjoints, you generally get more than one blade, leaving you with more than one cutting surface. Taking a 3.5 inch single blade, and compare it to the several blades on a traditional, and you will probably achieve equilibrium
Like the title says, this is why I like slipjoints. Simplicity and performance- when it comes to this, I'd say the slipjoint is the best folding knife to fit these criteria. Sure, they aren't prybars, stabbers, or choppers, but they do cut, and cut very well. They look good, and are secure and convenient, contrary to popular beleif. For these qualities, they have earned there place in my pocket, belt, and hand. And I'm sure many of you will agree with me.
Obviously, I'm lazy and like convenience. But then, why do I have a slipjoint in my pocket? And why do so many others also have slipjoints in their pockets? When we can get blades with more curves and grooves than the Mississippi river, that have uber-strong points that could penetrate the Virginia's armor plating, and are made out of meteoric steel which is sharp enough to skin the Nemean lion? Are we just ignorant yokels who don't know what's good for them?
Again, I am a modern man. I have "tactical" knives- but most are sitting unused, in my knife drawer, in favor of more traditional patterns (the most tactical knife that I'm carrying on a regular basis these days is an Al Mar Eagle Talon, which has no pocket clip, but does have a thumb stud. Other than that, it is a traditional folding hunter.)
I think I have a good example of why I'm prefering traditional knives these days. And it's sitting on my back porch.
Right outside the door is a lump of shiny steel that's slightly better looking than the Pontiac Aztec. It has about as many switches and knobs as an average car, including a dial readout, and a gas tank.
Is it the newest word in crossovers? No, unless Jenn-Air has decided to manufacture cars. No, this is my propane grill. It has heated many a poor hunk of beast until they were ready to be eaten. It did a pretty good job of it too- and it was fast and convenient.
But, when it came time to grill some steaks for my friends, I didn't reach for this shining bastion of quick and easy heat application. No, I reached for a metal sphere that loosely resembles Sputnik. That's right, the good, old-fashioned Weber kettle grill. Mine is an 18.5 inch model, lit with Kiingsford briquettes, of course.
The steaks were delicious, but why did I decide to grill them on my Weber when I clearly had a faster and more modern gas grill? The simple answer- performance and simplicity. Sure, the Jenn-Air might heat up quicker, but I'm not quite sure how to turn it on. I don't know if all the burners are working, and I can't tell the fuel level just by looking. Also, the steaks on the Weber were easily as good, if not better, than those cooked on the gas grill.
So, what does this have to do with slipjoints? Well, when it comes to BTUs, I'd say both my grills are a bit equal. Traditional knives and tactical knives are also about equal in sheer cutting power. However, like my Weber, my slipjoints leave me nothing to worry about. Sure, I can't open them instantly, but I don't have to worry about slicing my finger out while doing so. Sure, they don't have locks, but they also don't have a lock that can fail. Pocket clips do a pretty good job of securing the knife, but good old fashion friction and gravity do an even better job. G-10 and other rad polymers make durable and grippy handles. Natural materials, like bones, look very good and provide a very good and grippy handle. Delrin, especially my beloved yellow handles, are practically indestrucitible. Additionally, knives with my beloved yellow handles are easily found when dropped. Now, I'm not saying that you can't make tactical knives that can be easily found, but to do it whilst having them looking good, that's a different story. Most slijoints do have shorter blades than most tacticals. Now, while you will have less of a cutting edge, you do get more muncipiality friendliness. Also, with slipjoints, you generally get more than one blade, leaving you with more than one cutting surface. Taking a 3.5 inch single blade, and compare it to the several blades on a traditional, and you will probably achieve equilibrium
Like the title says, this is why I like slipjoints. Simplicity and performance- when it comes to this, I'd say the slipjoint is the best folding knife to fit these criteria. Sure, they aren't prybars, stabbers, or choppers, but they do cut, and cut very well. They look good, and are secure and convenient, contrary to popular beleif. For these qualities, they have earned there place in my pocket, belt, and hand. And I'm sure many of you will agree with me.