Why is Jerry offering the WTH when I'm drunk?

Z51

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I bought the WTF with about half a bottle of Smooth Ambler Old Scout bourbon in me.

Here, tonight, the same thing is playing out again.

How do the folks at Wauseon, Ohio know my drinking habits?

Do they have ESPN up there?

Or do i just get drunk too often?
 
It's called personal growth, so you can prove to yourself that you can place 17 different orders in one night, and not remember a single one til your CC bill shows up
 
Hmmm...if Jerry tried to offer his knifes when Busse customers weren't drinking... I'm not sure there would ever be anything offered.
On the other hand, if Busse customers weren't drinking, they wouldn't be the same kind of customers...so what I'm trying to say is, Cheers! And congrats on the order. Now go cancel that badger order to free up some funds.
 
I think that's the catch, now would you buy a 400$ + knife if you were sober?
I know I wouldn't. But then I get drunk and I do.

There is a reason Jerry always suggest to us that it is time to Drink...
 
You could just not drink on Wednesdays.

Okay - I couldn't even type that recommendation with a straight face, lol; but, seriously, it isn't as if you don't know what day that knives are coming. If it takes a little lubrication to allow yourself to make those decisions, so be it. Let's drink!
 
I have a red light in my office that lights up when the HOGs are drinking. . . . .

That light has not gone off in over 30 years!!!!!

Lets drink!

Jerry
 
I have a red light in my office that lights up when the HOGs are drinking. . . . .

That light has not gone off in over 30 years!!!!!

Lets drink!

Jerry
Thank you sir!!!! I got a really good laugh out of that. I imagine it to be the honest truth too lol.
 
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