Why we all should hate Spyderco ?

Nemo

Nemo

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Hello,

So why ?

I hate Spyderco because Sal Glesser doen't sing in the Tri Angle 204MF Sharpmaker video !

I hate SPyderco because they drill small holes in their knives blades and we don't know what this void quest is for.

I hate Spyderco because they make sharp thing even if no one is watching !

I hate Spyderco because nobody use their knives in Star Wars Episode One !

and you ?

Release your rage !
 
I hate Spyderco because they got me addicted to knives in the first place....

I hate Spyderco because they make the best production folder(Military) I have ever owned and now I have to get 2 or 3 more.

I hate Spyderco because they keep putting out new products that I have to get, thereby keeping me broke and humble....

Overall I hate Spyderco because they have set the standard to which I hold all other knives, keeping my collection small and exclusive....

Keep up the good work people....

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"Worst of all my foes, I fear the enemy within"
*John Wesley*

Romans 10:9-10

"Military" Fans Unite!!

 
Spyderco pisses me off because I'm being subconsciously forced to sell my knives to buy a Matriarch!

And it WOULD help if there was an SFO in Toronto.
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Shawn
"Earth has its boundaries, but human stupidity is limitless."

 
I hate Spyderco because they are not french !

I hate Spyderco because they work for the "white hats" when I got a brown hat.

I hate Spyderco because they didn't inventent the Clip-it triangle sharpmaker.

I hate Spyderco because their first knife was the Worker and I am a napper.

I hate Spyderco because I hate people who look smarter than me.

I hate Spyderco because their knives don't play music when you blow air inside them.

I hate Spyderco because they are from Outer Space ! And you know Doctor, they talk to me at night ! It's alive ! It's aliiiive !
The hole of my starmate gazes at me, with its dead eye ! Where's my prozac.

I hate Spyderco because Frank Zappa will never design a knife for them !
 
I hate Spyderco because their knives don't play music when you blow air inside them.
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Well Nemo, if you want something that blows get a S&W Jogger neck knife. HAHAHA.......sorry

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Dexter Ewing
Knife Reviews Moderator
AKTI Member # A000005


 
Nemo,
Frank Zappa won't be doing much of anything.

I hate SPYDERCO because they Tease Me for six months before a new EXCELLENT design is available for Me to HOLD.

I hate SPYDERCO because they put a picture of Me in their AD'S without asking me.
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Ya'll, this is TOO much
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!!! ROTFLMAO Big Time!!!!

We needed the humor too! Thanks JM!!!!

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I did NOT escape from the institution! They gave me a day pass!

BFC member since 3 Oct 98
AKTI membership pending
VHA and NRA member


 
I gotta admit, I came into this thread expecting who knows what; BLAM ! Nemo got me good !!! Way to go Nemo.
 
Dexter, Dexter, young man dont you know that the S&W Jogger dont blow, it sucks! ha ha

OK, I hate Spyderco cause they make better folders than I do! NEMO, got any more Prozac to share?

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I hate Spyderco because they make knives in different edge configurations so if I can't decide which I must buy more than one of each.

I hate Spyderco because just when I thought I have all their knives they come out with more I want.

I hate Spyderco because they make knives that carry so comfortably.

I hate Spyderco because they keep raising the bar in the knife industry overall, and keeps me forever on a knife quest.
Jim
 
All that composing that Frank Zappa did.....now he's just de-composing.

OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH that was bad!

I hate Spyderco because.........hey wait a minute, I don't hate Spyderco at all.
 
I hate Spyderco because Sal tells us little snipets here and I then expect to be able to buy the mentioned idea within a few weeks
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I hate Spyderco because they demonstrate precisely the place of production knives in the high end market.

I hate Spyderco because they won't open a plant and outlet store next door to my house.

I hate Spyderco because their experimentation with new steels constantly forces me to re-evaluate what were my favorite knives.

I hate Nemo because he's really, really witty!
 
Cause you cant have just one!

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I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some
moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would put me away!
 
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