Why you might one day need a Khukuri!

Jim March

Knifemaker / Craftsman / Service Provider
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This is one image from the great website of forumite "Vampire Gerbil", at:

http://members.aol.com/vampiregerbil

The guy's a hoot!

Jim
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wasn't expecting that and I got scared!!!!!!

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Vampire Gerbil: similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 
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You know Jim,you may be more right than you realize about this.
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I had a friend,he has since walked on,that was a big ol' kind hearted boy.He could swill beer faster than I even could.
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One dark night he was driving past a local beer joint and there was a guy about his size,6'6" and 270 Lbs,with no fat,and a little guy about 5'4" and maybe 130 Lbs gettin it on in the parking lot.Ted thought that it wsn't fair for such a big ol' boy to be pickin on such a little guy,so he stopped.
He walked over and punched the big ol' boy and the little guy went ballistic on Ted.He said "You SOB!! What do you mean interfrin in my fight? I am gonna fix yer a$$ like I was fixin to fix his." pointing at the big ol' boy in the gravel.

Then Ted saw the little short bladed knife.Ted turned and started running.The little guy done Ted up pretty good in a short time.It was slightly over 100 stitches and a bunch of money.Ted decided then he wasn't gonna stop and help no little guys out anymore.
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Cornbread ain't s'possed ta be sweet!....Dagnabit gurl,whut did they teach you way up north in ....;) hehehe.


 
khukuri AND animal control...!

(btw, that doesn't look "similar to" any domestic gerbil I've ever seen...!)


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"What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and understanding?" -Elvis Costello
 
Storyville,
Exactly how many Vampire Gerbils HAVE you seen?
LOL

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Vampire Gerbil: similar to a domestic gerbil, except for the odd accent and little black cape.

 
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