Hey Leatherbird, note my location and take it as it is.....
You might be a redneck if.........
Your huntin dawg had a litter of puppies in the living room and nobody noticed.
You think safe sex is a padded headboard.
You think God looks a lot like Hank Williams, Jr., and heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida.
You think the last words to
The Star Spangled Banner are
"Gentlemen, start your engines."
You believe dual air bags refer
to your wife and mother-in-law.
You think watching professional
wrestling is foreplay.
Your front porch collapses
and four dogs git killed.
You think fast food is hitting a possum at 65 mph.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture. :grumpy:
You had to remove a toothpick
for your wedding pictures.
uh, I plead the fifth!
You have a rag for a gas cap. GUILTY!
A seven course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack. YEA!!!!
And yes, all this makes perfect sense, just ask the wife!, on second thought....
and on last parting thought....
N on
A thletic
S port
C reated
A round
R ednecks
GIT ER DONE!!!!!!!
