Whyyyyyyyyy?

oliverplomion

oliverplomion

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ooooooooooooh... I remember the time when I was collecting all kinds of knives... Then I got my first Busse, a Natural Outlaw.
I remember people on the forum told me "say good by to your money", "now you have the virus", "wait and see".
I took it as a joke at this time...
It was almost 2 months ago, and now I've sold or trade almost all the blades I had where it was not graved "BUSSE" on it...
The only blades tolerate in my collection other than Busse are my Swamp Rats, but what da hell, it's family...
So now my status is I own 2 SH-E, 3 NO-E, 1 DABA, 1 Buffalo Soldier, 1 Jungle Defender and 1 Public Defender... it took 2 months...

IS THERE ANY CURE?????????
 
Why Oliver yes there is a cure and let me be the first to clue you in.

QUIT COLD TURKEY!!!!!!

Give me all your knives and this will help you end this terrible addiction once an for all. :D :D :p :p

Since this is the standard reply to this very common question among INFI addicts, I thought I should be the first to make the offer. :D

Nick
~Nuclear INFIdel and member of O.I.N.K.~
~Isn't this place a geographical oddity? TWO WEEKSfrom anywhere!~
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the worse of it is that my wife even started to like them! she even said "that little green knife, it's mine!" :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Sorry Oli,
There is no hope, however I think you should even it up a bit more by buying a few more Rat's ;):p

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hehehehehehe no worry for that Eric! It's planed! I have 3 boys and they all like knives!;) so there is some CT talks in da house!
 
The cure is at the bottom of your wallet. :(

I'm waiting for that little green knife myself. I have been carring the Urban Defender around in my pack, in it's tactical cardboard sheath but I haven't even opened a letter with it yet. The greenie will be put to use and the UD goes in the cold dark safe.
 
He will have some company in there. I actualy put my pair of Mr. Mofos in a display case so that I don't have to keep cracking the safe every time I want to show them off.
 
Oli,
Since you'r my friend, I'll offer you the B.S Hansen Six Step Knifejunkie Rehab Program for free!

1: Send all your Busse and SRKW knives to me for safe keeping. Just throw the rest out!
2: Go wherever they sell beer this time of day and get four sixpakcs!
3: Go home with your beer, sit down and drink them all or as many as it takes to get you hammered!
4: Go to sleep!
5: Do something about your hangover when you eventually wake up!
6: Buy a cheap Vangedal Scoutknife and cut your internet connection with it! (Sharpening may be required - they are soft as butter!:D )

You got my address. Get on with it, the sooner the better!
Now, don't tell me I never do anything for you! :D :D :D
 
you may be right...but then you'll got the virus...I won't do that to a friend... DWAAAAAAYYYYYYYNE? why did you do that to me?
 
Originally posted by oliverplomion
you may be right...but then you'll got the virus...I won't do that to a friend... DWAAAAAAYYYYYYYNE? why did you do that to me?
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BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! we need an evil smilie!!
 
Oli, the only cure for our addiction is death, but even then we shall not be parted from our beloved blades! :D
 
hehehehehehehehe that's what I tough... but what da hell... quiet a sweet decease :D
good picture! sooooooo true...
 
Heck Oli, there's nothin' I won't do for ya, buddy! Go on....get rid of it NOW! Don't wait!:D
You there Dwayne? Ready to give Oli a little friendly "push"? We'll split 50/50! :D
 
Bo...what was it we talked about today? oh yes! the stoping power and flat trajectory of this good old 6.5¤ 55 swedish caliber!!!!:D
 
Oli,

I apologize. I can't help but feel that your INFIction is, at least partly, my fault. If I had never referred to your other knives as "substandard", you may not have felt a need to buy a Busse to prove me wrong.

Though, while I feel sort of bad about introducing you to a habit that is going to relieve you of a whole lot of cash... I feel that at least on some level, I have done you a valuable service. As a result of the knives that I (and others) have connected you with... your family is growing closer. You said it yourself, your wife likes the "little green one".

So, being the compassionate guy I am, I will continue to funnel INFI your way to help promote family harmony in Denmark and to help you avoid any sort of withdrawal process.

You're welcome.
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