Win a Free Busse Knife! Poll #1

Which of these sound like a pig or a HOG?

  • SQUOINK 3

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Urk Urk Urk Urk Sgroint Grunk 13

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • SQWEEEELL 4

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • SQUEEEEEEEEEE SQUIROINKK 14

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    0
  • Poll closed .
idahoskunk

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Please vote here for the best "SNORTING SOUND" put to text.

AND YOU MY FELLOW HOGS WILL DECIDE THE WEINER!

yes, in an all AMERICAN POLL you will decide on the best of four in this poll (#1) and the best of four in poll #2. (Poll #2 thread)

then the top #1 winner of each Poll will have a "Snort Off" in a final Poll

There can only be one winning BOAR HOG in this contest and he or she will win the FREE BUSSE KNIFE from the Trough O INFI.

do you think these sound like a pig or a HOG?

Cast your vote! Good luck and may the best SNORT win! :thumbup:
 
Hearding Swine

Dangerous, them lot,
They root around and mark the ground,
And every sound they make's
Both meaningless and clear.

Their familiar skin,
And the shape they're in
Seem natural enough
But fear, a moment's concentration loss
Could cost a finger, dear.

Their appetite's eclectic,
Their unrestricted taste
Would take our prudish manners
And gobble them, in haste.

Yet, if in herds you pen them,
On 'mast or meadow bloom
Their startling backs will gleam in rows
Against the gathering gloom.

Satisfied, their shapes will hold,
Eternally, they say,
The last, pink glowing memory
Of every sunny day.
Mansfield, Charlie, (b. 1955),
 
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