Wireless Fart Machine?

[maury]

I have seen these and gotta have one!

It is something I know my wife will never get me for my birthday. Or for Christmas. Hints haven't helped.

Anybody ever use one?

Is there one brand to be recomended?

How loud/realistic do they sound?

Please share!

 

[Shoki]

Extremely unrealistic sound, range of about 10 feet or so, basically a novelty (I did a short stint at KB toys years ago).

 

[B.Mauser]

Don't sound very real but still pretty funny. There is a vendor at the Tanner gun show here that has one hidden on his table and gets people walking by with it.

 

[skyhorse]

When I was working I taped one under the bosses chair and when some other neck tie would come in to talk to him I'd push the button.It was worth every penny!

 

[TechExec]

Reading the title of this thread had me laughing out loud.

 

[Charlie Mike]

Reading the title of this thread had me laughing out loud.

Same here.

 

[maury]

I ask a serious question and am mocked! Harump!!!

 

[A.L.]

Reading the title of this thread had me laughing out loud.

Yea
But also made me think, what is wired fart machine?

 

[Toyz]

My prior Admin Asst got me one years ago as a gag gift - and we had fun around the office for a day until everyone caught on.

The one I had sounded real - we taped it under a few chairs in the conference room and it sounded like the real thing.

I packed it away in a box and my kids found it when they were little and for months it got more attention from them than most of their toys.

Mine ran on batteries and had a wireless remote control - so you could activate it from across the room.

Sorry I can't remember what the make/model was.

I'm sure my wife sold it at a yard sale - pity now that I think about it.

 

[Charlie Mike]

Yea
But also made me think, what is wired fart machine?

Wooopeee cushion?

 

[NaturalMystic]

I've never tried the electronic fart machine but do have a realistic looking curled up turd and a can of fart spray. I've had my share of laughs with that combo.

EDIT: Forgot to mention that the other thing that makes me laugh is that we men get such kicks of immature stuff like this while our significant others just look at us and shake their heads. Kinda like they do when it comes to our gadgets. We're such simple minded creatures!

 

[maury]

....... yeah, we are indeed simple creatures. If you click on this link, and have as much fun as I did with it, that'll pretty much prove it:

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

.......and I still can't understand why my wife dosen't get it..........

 

[NaturalMystic]

....... yeah, we are indeed simple creatures. If you click on this link, and have as much fun as I did with it, that'll pretty much prove it:

http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm

.......and I still can't understand why my wife dosen't get it..........

I've got Fart and Burp apps on my iPhone. That says it all!

 

[Charlie Mike]

I just posted that link on my facebook. BF member moonwilson likes it.