WMDs?

[grnamin]

I couldn't help but think about all our guys are having trouble finding the "smoking gun" of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. They haven't thought to look for all the INFI our GIs are carrying. Those are weapons of mass destruction right there!

 

[Tohatchi NM]

I think we're only worried about other people's WMD's. If it were otherwise, we would've invaded Nebraska and North Dakota.