Woe is me

[tyuio]

I am currently eating salad and drinking water for dinner, i have no bacon or beer in the refrigerator. Am i dreaming this? It seems to have the makings of a nightmare to me....

 

[SpearHead]

This "no beer" thing seems to be a chronic issue with you...

Isn't there someone else in the Bay area who can look in on tyuio now and then an make sure he has enough of the essentials?

 

[idahoskunk]

we might have to go down there and fix things

 

[SpearHead]

what's the current going rate for "babysitters" in Cali these days? If it pays well, I may take a shift for a few days in September...

 

[Jerry Busse]

Don't worry, we'll take care of you in September!

. . . . Uh, wait a minute! Did I just suggest that we would share our beer?

I need another!