Workplace Violence

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We're kinda light hearted and funny around here. I like making stupid outrageous threats, that are supposed to be taken as funny. Usually they are. Today one came up that most bosses never get to use. I thought I'd share it.

"If you don't get your shit done, I'll freeze your junk to an anvil and hit it with a mallet."

Phillip overheard this and made a grimmace that was hilarious.

Man, that might be one of my favorites.
 
I'll tell my helper,

The only easy day, was yesterday.😄

Comeone lets move, go, go, go,

He says, I only got to hands. Well use both of them.😄

Then he'll say, give me a break.

I say, you got a break when I hired you. 😄
 
LOL!

This thread made my day, thanks guys!

I lost my mind at "I'm a giver." That was just the cherry on the icing, just awesome.
 
Was this threat before or after you guys were listening to "I'm just a girl" on the radio?
 
My favorites from my Navy time are:

My wife's getting pregnant and I'd like to be there with her when it happens if that's Ok-- you know the whole family leave act and all that.

Boss, Since I was late for work this morning; I'll have to leave a little early this afternoon to make up for it-- unless you want to authorize overtime.
 
HR just chimed in next to me and said that wasn't acceptable


i dunno....i think she may be wrong
 
Watch out Phillip! If it can happen to Oscar & Thor, it can happen to you. If it does, please don't include any pictures in your "Behind the Scenes" thread. :eek:

Phil
 
whitty said:
Was this threat before or after you guys were listening to "I'm just a girl" on the radio?
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Not on the radio. It was that mix tape you gave me...

VANCE said:
HR just chimed in next to me and said that wasn't acceptable


i dunno....i think she may be wrong
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Now, how you gonna turn me into the HR guru. That aint right.

Uncle_P said:
I can only imagine what Phillips grimace face looks like.
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Not as cool as his beer drinking face, I assure you.
 
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