a guy walks in a bar and is totally shocked to see George Bush
and Dick Cheyney sitting at a table. He asks the bartender,"Isn't
that the President and Vice President?" Bartender says, "Yep, it
sure is!!!" Well, the guy can't resist. He walks over and asks, "What you guys doing in here Mr. President?" Bush replies,"We're planning
World War III." The guy asks, "Can you give me any of the details?"
Bush says, "Well we're going to kill 5 million Iraqi's and one blonde
with big breasts." Confused the guy asks, "But why kill the blonde with big breasts?" Bush slaps Cheyney on the back and says, "See Dick, I told you no one cares about 5 million Iraqi's!!!"
and Dick Cheyney sitting at a table. He asks the bartender,"Isn't
that the President and Vice President?" Bartender says, "Yep, it
sure is!!!" Well, the guy can't resist. He walks over and asks, "What you guys doing in here Mr. President?" Bush replies,"We're planning
World War III." The guy asks, "Can you give me any of the details?"
Bush says, "Well we're going to kill 5 million Iraqi's and one blonde
with big breasts." Confused the guy asks, "But why kill the blonde with big breasts?" Bush slaps Cheyney on the back and says, "See Dick, I told you no one cares about 5 million Iraqi's!!!"