World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[Karl B. Andersen]

Subject: World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said, "NO."
And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and
played golf a lot, drank beer and farted whenever he wanted.

--THE END --

 

[kricket]

I love happy endings!!!! :thumbup:

 

[jdm61]

Do you know the only difference between a fairy tale and an high school boy's story about his previous evenings date? Fairy tale starts off "once upon a time". High school boy's date story starts off "no sh*t.......we were in the car......."