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FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Jane Fonda

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Janet Reno

HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE
by John Denver

MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS
by Dan Marino

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
by Bill Gates

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
by Dennis Rodman

MY WILD YEARS
by Al Gore

AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS

DETROIT: a Travel Guide

A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
by Dr. J. Kevorkian

ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE
by Ellen de Generes

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
by Mike Tyson

SPOTTED OWL RECIPES
by the EPA

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book

MY BOOK OF MORALS
by Bill Clinton
with introduction
by The Rev. Jessie Jackson
 
Dietary Fundamentals
-Star Jones-Whatever

How to Win in Foxborough
-Peyton Manning :(
 
If people will realize what forum this is in and what behavior and what sort of humor is appropriate, then this thread can stay here and be enjoyed by everyone.

A person who adds an inappropriate post is breaking the forum rules.
 
fudo said:
"French Military Victories"
Click to expand...
http://www.iconservatives.org.uk/french_victories.htm
In the interests of balance we publish the following list. Thank you to François Palard.

Between brackets: the modern location of where the battle took place


Also see:
http://www.exile.ru/175/war_nerd.html

Andrew.

Edited to add - the exceptional length of the list was the whole point and the reason why I posted it in full!!! I think you reinforced that point beautifully! Thank you Ken.
 
I don't think there are any on the list prior to about 1792 either- it's not comprehensive.

Here's one anyway...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Malakoff
Battle of Malakoff
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

The Battle of Malakoff was fought on September 7, 1855 and resulted in a French victory under General MacMahon against the Russians.

The French zouave Eugène Libaut installed the French flag on the top of the Russian Redubt. This victory abut at the capture of Sevastopol and close the Crimean War.

Andrew.
 
I saw this one at the bookstore at the university of New Mexico about twenty years ago:

Brace yourself Bridgett
The Irish Sex Manual

It had about 40 pages of glossy paper all of which were blank.
 
"Women I've slept with"
-Richard Simmons
 
howiesatwork said:
FRENCH WAR HEROES
by Jacques Chirac
Click to expand...
:eek: sooooooooooo close...

Obviously any work of "scholarship" by Jacques Chirac would be among the world's shortest.
But a "chauvinistic hagiography" might be very long.
Chirac's buddy, French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepan (who is a man, by the way) published a 600-page book on Napoleon in 2001.
 
The Complete Guide to Modern Etiquette by Jerry Springer

Polka Time! Forty Favorite Accordion Classics by Eddie Van Halen

The Vegan Lifestyle by Ted Nugent

:D
 
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