Worried about what to do when encountering a Mall Ninja?

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I have never laughed so hard at sheer insanity! This is some funy stuff from the aptly named "Troll Bait From Hell":p And yes theres Busse content, but none of it derogatory, just very toungue in cheek. :D In fact, some words to live by in there too, if you look reaaaaal hard. ;)

http://www.bladeforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=374697
 
Very entertaining.

I’m sooo glad I don’t live near a mall: those mall ninjas sound nearly as bad as the zombies.
 
Thanks for the kind words, guys. I always appreciate it (I really do) when people enjoy some of the things that I write.

Actually, I was a little worried after I posted it that some might think that I was making fun of Busse, when nothing could be further from the truth. Was just wanting to have a good laugh, and I'm glad some of you like it.

Troll Bait
 
It's a nice post, but you do realize that the FBM doesn't exist yet? (at least not in a non-prototype form)
 
I certainly do. Am saving my pennies, hoping that Jerry doesn't release it until I have enough put away. It'll be my first Busse if I can pull it off.

And Leatherman, I think that I decided who I'm gonna get the sheath from.

Can you make an upside-down shoulder rig for me?
 
troll Bait, that was hilarious. I enjoyed reading it. :thumbup:
 
Rat Finkenstein said:
But where can I find fresh Unicorn buttcheeks this time of year? I will be strop-less!:eek:
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And take my word for it, when it comes to stropping....., all butt cheeks are not the same, accept no substitute. :eek:
 
Dwayne, try Oz for leather sourcing for the upsidedown sheath. I wouldn't go to NZ unless they want it wool lined.
 
Kangaroo skin would be the way to go: they have a built in pouch for tactical deployment.
 
Very funny, Troll Bait. That was an outstanding post. Leatherman makes excellent sheaths. I am waiting on a few from him.

Dan
 
djolney said:
Kangaroo skin would be the way to go: they have a built in pouch for tactical deployment.
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lol!!! Thanks for the kind words guys, and yea, them topsy turvy cows are hard to find, but the Kangaroo skin is a great idea!!! ;) built in pouches would save mee sooo much time!:eek: 'course Aussie imports would break me.:o Might get Ian to skin some of Stan's dinner "before" it gets to the bowl.:D
 
Troll Bait,

Killer thread!!!!:D :thumbup: That is some funny stuff there my friend!!!:thumbup:
 
TBFH,

Are you sure a FBM will get the job done against mall ninjas and zombies? I thought you needed a good sword (like a Busse AK-47) for such encounters. I am not too worried about vampires, because I love garlic - it keeps bosses and wives at bay too. ;) :D

Seriously, thanks for the humorous post! :)

Gene
 
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