Worst excuses to buy a Busse!

Walking Man

Walking Man

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1. I forgot how to sharpen
2. I know I have a matching set of Steel Hearts, but the finish on one of them might flake off from sitting around to long.
3. Because they need friends
4. Because my dog chewed up the micarta handle
5. Because I just didn't have a matching Battle Mistress to go with my new swim trunks
6. Because Jerry told me it would be ready in two weeks
7. Because I just love the way Waseuon rolls off of my tongue
8. Because I have to help Cliff do some testing
9. Because I LOVE the way those custom sheaths fit
10. Because they're fragile
 
Because everybody else is getting one...and i don't want to be left out when they start talking about them on bladeforums.
 
"But honey, I umm... broke my other Busse, yeah that's right, snapped clean in half. I need to replace it."
 
Because Dwayne Puckett had some great sheaths for sale that someone passed on. Bought the sheaths then bought the knives. :) :D
 
I can’t carry a black knife in the desert of Western Australia: it will get too hot to handle. I’ll have to get a tan one.
 
Honey, I bought that sword because I know how much you hate my ex. If you can get a laugh from them that implies approval!!
 
My Precious!
I wants it!

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#15 I need more tactical cardboard sheath examples. I think I'm almost ready to go pro....
 
Because the last knifee I bought was a Swamp Rat. Don't want Jerry to feel like I'm ignoring him.
 
17.
I bought this knife from a friend at work whose only child's pet Rastafarian chinchilla needs a stomach laparoscopic bypass surgery after eating the Italian leather off their entire living room set before shorting out a lampcord that burnt down their new five-bedroom house that they didn't have time to get insurance on yet so they are now living in a shelter downtown when not working six jobs between the two of them trying to pay for the daughter's INFI braces she got last week to correct the 14" overbite (measured with a MOAB blade) induced by the horrific car crash that destroyed their '82 Dodge Aspen (all they could afford to buy after the dot-bomb crash) as they were headed to the soup kitchen for their only meal of the day. So you see, I just **HAD** to get this knife.
 
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