Yangdu is a classy, classy lady:)

Steely_Gunz

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I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret. Yangdu is one one classy lady. I ordered 4 small knives from her as groomsmen presents for my wedding coming up in October. They are getting the Koster works by Dan so I needed to order them and get them over his way by the end of the month. (Thanks again, Dan:))
Anyway, she shot me a very fair price for 3 Sgt. Karka fancy biltons and 2 premium handled JKM-1s. A VERY fair price that i took as kind of wedding present from HI. I was getting my groomsmen (some of my very best friends in the world) a great and useful gift at a very fair price. i couldn't be happier.

The mailman walks through the door and drops off the expected package today. I feverously unwrap each of the knives to look at what will surely be some of the best and most unique wedding party gifts that these guys will ever receive. They are PERFECT. a great antler JKM for my big lug of a best man (i want to see him try and break that knife), another JKM that yangdu slipped in there because my goofy self didn't read the e-mail correctly and overpaid (very cool and classy of her), and 3 perfect Sgt. Karka biltons. One in horn and two in wood. That works out wonderfully. The horn one will go to my college buddy and the matching wood ones will go to the other guys who are brothers. I've always made fun of them because their parents got them matching Mustangs. Now they can have matching knives;)

But what's this? One, two, three, four, five, si... One, two, three, four, five, six? Wait a sec. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX! yes, a sixth knife was there. Wrapped in an envelop with "HI wedding gift" written on it was a beautiful little baby Chitlangi. What an absolutely thoughtful, unexpected, and touching thing for Yangdu to do. On top of that. it is a magic knife. Within 2 minutes of opening the gift knife my phone rings. A customer calls and places a fairly large order. 2 minutes! Then my employee (one of the groomsmen) gets it into his head that he will pelt me with a hellfire of rubberbands that had been wrapped each of the newspaper sheaths. The little troll shot off 6 of them faster that i could react. All I could do was clutch my magic chit to my chest and shield my face. Not one of the projectiles touched me. He couldn't believe it. He was less than 7 feet way and not one hit me. I then walked over, slid my magic chit into my belt, and socked the little nerd in the arm for shooting at me with rubber bands. I call it Karma. he calls it abuse. Potato, Potahto I say.

At any rate, what I am trying to say is Thank You, Yangdu. It was very, very nice of you to seen me a present for my wedding. My fiance' was there at the time and she was really floored by the gesture. She's just not used to the way things are done around the cantina. It brought a tear to her eye. Each and everyday this forum reminds me of the good just a few folks with big hearts and open minds can do. Of all the cookware, and gift cards, and kitchen do-dads we are sure get from our wedding guests I can't think of one thing that can top this touching and beautiful little gesture. Ladies and gentlemen, meet my new EDC, the magic chitlangi.

Thank you,
Jake Kelley
 
That's just great, Jake!! Yangdu is a sweetheart. She has class.


(by definition, you should know that if one is 'classy', then they are not 'classy classy'.... )

Congratulations on your upcoming wedding.



munk
 
Nice surprise! Congrats.

Still planning on cutting the cake with the YCS? Using JKM's will get frosting all over your tuxedo cuffs...

Of course, using the YCS will get frosting & cake all over everybody else's faces, Gallagher-style.

I have one of those Dharan Baby Chitlangis and it is a well made little gem... I bet you like it.

Is HI on your Bridal Registry... yet?


Ad Astra :p
 
Steely_Gunz said:
Then my employee (one of the groomsmen) gets it into his head that he will pelt me with a hellfire of rubberbands that had been wrapped each of the newspaper sheaths....

I used to have a two foot long piece of PVC water pipe at my desk for shooting 75 caliber spitballs.

Thoonk... blat... drip... drip.
:)
 
You realize of course, that the chit was for your lady...

Oops...shouldn't have said that in writing here, huh?

;)

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100 points for Yangdu. :D

50 points for Jake. :yawn:

1,000 points for his fiance, just cuz. ;)
 
I totally agree Yangdu is a classy lady.

Off Topic, but as for knives for your groomsmen. A little bit of a backwards superstition but ask your groomsmen to give you a penny (or even a dollar). Asians believe you should not give knives or scissors (anything sharp) as it means you are cutting the bonds of friendship.

If you get some form of small payment from them then it's okay as your just doing a trade, not cutting your bonds of friendship.

Pretty dumb huh??? :confused: :confused:

But be on the safe side. Friends are hard to come by and HI can always sell you a new blade.
 
Thanks for the well wishes, guys:)
Mike, yes the YCS cake cutting is still a go. We're going to freak out some people i'm sure, but that's their problem. If they don't know me well enough to know that i like big sharp objects, then they probably shouldn't be there wolfing down cake on my dime;)

50, i'm well aware of the tradition, but thanks for bringing it to the other guy's attention. i've already told the guys to bring a penny each to "buy' their knives. I also told them if they forgot then i'd sell them the lot for a single penny...they'd just have to settle up with each other later;) I'm a sucker for old traditions. They mean something and passing them on is important.

BTW, anyone in the Louisville area at that time is more than welcome to crash the party. It would be an honor...just remember to bring your khuks;) email me for details:)

Jake
 
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