YAZT: "Yet another zombie thread"

[Steely_Gunz]

There has been lots of zombie talk as of late in the Cantina, hasn't there? Doing a quick search for online novels of the zombie genre, I stumbled across this neat little read.

Monster Island

It's a trilogy about the world being over run by zombies. Each "book" is divided into three parts of 15-20 chapters. So far I have made it through the first 2 parts of the first book, and I have really enjoyed it. This guy takes the genre in a little different direction than what we're used to. The chapers are short, no more than a screen long, so it's easy reading. I like to use it as a break between jobs.

Just a warning, this IS a zombie story. Lots of gore. Some $%*#$. The best part of all, it's totally free with no sign ups or anything

Jake

 

[Astrodada]

Got me scared by those stories about zombies....better stock up khuks....

p.s. Anybody remember that tv series about aliens invading our planet disguising as humans but cannot bend their little fingers ?

 

[Ad Astra]

Jake, I bet that Munk Chunk Zombie Cleaver is already sharp, and you're just looking for an attack of the undead to break it in...

Imagine being attacked by a Mummy- that would throw ANY of us off guard... with my luck, my bandage-cutter would be back in the shop.



Mike

 

[Steely_Gunz]

Jake, I bet that Munk Chunk Zombie Cleaver is already sharp, and you're just looking for an attack of the undead to break it in...

Imagine being attacked by a Mummy- that would throw ANY of us off guard... with my luck, my bandage-cutter would be back in the shop.
Mike

Mike, you have no idea how much that would make my day
You would think a mummy would go up like a candle wrapped in a cloth wick. I wonder what the inside of a long dead living mummy is like? A trash bag of leaves or a putrid oil slick:barf:

Jake

 

[Yvsa]

You would think a mummy would go up like a candle wrapped in a cloth wick.

Jake

Well Once Upon A Time in the West mummys (mummies?) were used for fuel to run the old tyme choo choo trains.
They were evidently cheaper than cord wood and that included being shipped over from Egypt. Some mummys (mummies?) were also ground up as medicinal powder and or aphrodasiacs. :barf:

Yep, Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. I can believe anything.

Remember what Rusty used to say? Well you had better believe it.

From Wikipedia.

Actually it was Mark Twain that said. "Stated to me for a fact. I only tell it as I got it. I am willing to believe it. I can believe anything." and not me.
I'm the sort that says, "Pee down my neck and tell me it's a warm tropical rain."
But you had better be prepared to defend yourself if you ever try.

 

[45-70]

Part three chapter 11.


Good times.

Now does anyone know what kumayo means?

 

[Dave Rishar]

When I was a child in Jersey, I remember being taken to the museum at Rutgers in New Brunswick. They had an Egyptian mummy on loan from someplace else and used to display it.

My memories are fuzzy, but if I recall correctly the stomach area had collapsed and the interior reminded me of hardened black tree sap, or possibly epoxy - it was black, smooth and shiny from what I remember. No idea what's in there, but I could understand it being confused with tar. It did look pretty similar.

 

[Steely_Gunz]

Here's a little passage I thought Nasty might get a kick out of:

"The next blow hit the climber in the shoulder, hard enough to make Dick’s own arm vibrate with the impact. The climber didn’t appear to even feel any pain. With his free arm he reached for Dick’s throat. He would have gotten it, too, if Mrs. Skye hadn’t chosen that moment to cave in the back of the climber’s head with a ball peen hammer. The skull collapsed like cracked pottery and the climber slid to the floor, limp, seemingly boneless. Dick brandished the ice axe, ready to strike again but the climber didn’t so much as twitch."