Yet another story about the demise of the world

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darthsoaker

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I'm sure you have all had your share of sheeple story's, but I thought this was kinda funny....;)

I was at a Mexican restaurant, with surprisingly few actual Hispanics. :rolleyes: Anyways, I was there for a family gathering, not exactly my first choice, but....
After drinking multiple beverages, I felt the urge to empty my tank.

I walk into the restrooms, and select a stall. I tried to pull down my pants (I won't get graphic here, don't worry.) , but I was carrying my Delica IWB (Inner waist band), so the Underarmour I was wearing snagged on the clip, and flipped my Delica quite forcefully up into the air. When it landed, it slid just in-between my stall, and the other. I heard a sudden intake of air from the other stall as I mumbled "S***", the sound of a zipper, a belt clinking, and the stall door slamming, all in quick succession.

I was torn between disbelief, and laughter. Sadly, I never saw who was in the other stall, other wise I might of kept a eye out for him. Ah well, life moves on. ;)
 
Some people would fall down if you just gave a karate type shout !!!
 
Think about it for a minute. The guy in the stall next to you is fumbling about, throwing a knife around such that it hits the floor. Most normal people would wonder WTF is going on in that stall that would need a knife. Was there an attempt on a life? A suicide? Or just some doofus knife nut who can't get through a meal without fondling his knife by himself in a dark toilet stall?

These sheeple stories sometimes reflect more poorly on the knife nuts than the "sheeple".
 
Umm, my knife wasn't thrown, there wasn't any fumbling noise, besides the "S***" when I bent down to pick it up.
 
Presumably, the guy in the other stall didn't know that. Unless he could see you. You said the knife flew "forcefully up into the air". With what he could see and hear, what conclusions can be drawn?
 
shecky said:
Presumably, the guy in the other stall didn't know that. Unless he could see you. You said the knife flew "forcefully up into the air". With what he could see and hear, what conclusions can be drawn?
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Maybe, I dropped it? I mean, if there was punching, kicking and gorging noises, I could understand where your coming from.
 
You're thinking this:

I was torn between disbelief, and laughter. Sadly, I never saw who was in the other stall, other wise I might of kept a eye out for him. Ah well, life moves on.
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He's thinking this:

Oh GLORY, why would someone need a knife in a stall? To make a HOLE, to cut, or what?
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If someone dropped a knife from the stall next to me, I would kick off my shoes and pants (better to flap around then tripped up in your pants), and my 710 would be in hand, the cell phone in the other, 911 entered and the left thumb about to press the send button. Seriously, as much as I have played with my knife in the stall (including dropping it while lowering my pants, though never in front of people), when someone sends a knife skittering across the floor and I'm sitting on my a$$, I am up and prepared for the sh!t to hit the fan. Sorry about the puns, but what the other person did is a normal reaction for someone that believes in life preservation.:D Lesson? Always secure your knife when you sit down on the can. Much better than lawsuits from cutting someone's foot open.;)
 
I'm still not sold on this IWB carry. And here is another reason I think I'll stick with my belt sheaths.
 
This one has got a great chance to make my TOP 10.

This pour soul's name has to be Darrel (of Darrel & Darrel) or Bobby Earl ......
 
this reminds me of this one time when a guy dropped his Buck Alpha folder next to the urinal. I tried to strike up a conversation while zipping up, but he just looked at me funny. Pfft, posers. :D
 
I would have said, "hey, I carry a delica to, is it ATS 55 or VG10?"

People get overly sensitive these days.
 
I blame it all on the damn mexican food, lol, I love Taco Bell, but I have to drive pretty far for it, and when I do (not often) Soemtimes I almost can't make it home in time, lol...Goes straight through ya! It must be that grade F meat, lol...Im telling ya theres crack in the taco bell meat, keep it on the hush hush...Oh yeah they put crack in crispy creams too! LOL
 
Maybe he pictured some horrific circumcision ritual taking place. Non-knife people think of knives in the same light as guns, not as tools.
 
Zero_Time said:
If someone dropped a knife from the stall next to me, I would kick off my shoes and pants (better to flap around then tripped up in your pants), and my 710 would be in hand, the cell phone in the other, 911 entered and the left thumb about to press the send button. Seriously, as much as I have played with my knife in the stall (including dropping it while lowering my pants, though never in front of people), when someone sends a knife skittering across the floor and I'm sitting on my a$$, I am up and prepared for the sh!t to hit the fan. Sorry about the puns, but what the other person did is a normal reaction for someone that believes in life preservation.:D Lesson? Always secure your knife when you sit down on the can. Much better than lawsuits from cutting someone's foot open.;)
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Yeah, his reaction wasn't all that outlandish. I love knives, but you can't be much more vulnerable than when you're dropping the boys off at the pool.

At least he didn't call the police. ;)
 
Half of the sheeple in the US are scared ----less of their own shadow. I hope the fellow in the next stall dribbled on his shoes when you dropped your sticker. :D
 
Reminds me of a guy who shot himself because he hung his glock by the trigger guard in the stall
 
Maybe he figured you were a would-be armed robber who is too clumsy to hold onto his knife?

He is probably on the FansofFriendsTVForum.com right now telling how he narrowly escaped getting ambushed while taking a dump at a local taco shack all due to the perp having all thumbs. :D

Instead of laughing at the other guy, take the time reconsider how you go through the day while carrying your tools. Carrying tools is a huge responsibility and it is up to us the knife representatives to carry ourselves in the best way possble through the day.
 
I think the guy had some built-in racist stereotypes about Mexicans. If you were in a French restaurant, it would have been a different story. :D
 
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