You know you are addicted to Traditionals when......

[Mink]

You start seeing GEC and Case pattern numbers on the side of peoples mail boxes.

What about you?

 

[jwren]

I hear a bird song outside my window that I swear is going "Tidioute, Tidioute"

 

[jakemex]

You have to move a selection of them out of the way on your desk every morning before you can get down to business.

 

[trevytrev]

When it takes you longer to choose what knife you will carry than it does to pick out which cloths you will wear... I'm definitely ill

 

[CoffeeCat2112]

When you coordinate your knives with your clothes in the morning.

 

[rinos]

When you forget where you put modern folders,and don't even try to found them.

 

[Stich2442]

When you use to narrow it down to two a day, now you have one in your left pocket, one in your right pocket, one in your coin pocket, and one in the back pocket. Then you remember you already have one in the glovebox of your vehicle another in your winter jacket.

My name is Pete and I'm a addict

 

[TLARbb]

I hear a bird song outside my window that I swear is going "Tidioute, Tidioute"

I've got one of those birds at my house. Likes to sing that tune on my chimney.

You have to move a selection of them out of the way on your desk every morning before you can get down to business.

Have you been snooping around my house, Jake?

Ed J

 

[Hammer67]

When your wife tells you, "can you please find a place for these?"

followed by, "what's in all those little tubes and boxes anyway?"

 

[Railsplitter]

When you take your pocket knife out of your pocket before sitting on "the porcelain throne" so you can admire it while taking care of business.

 

[qncygnnr]

LOL ... Railsplitter, I thought I might be the only KnifeNut that does that! So - there are at least two of us.

 

[Thalestin]

LOL ... Railsplitter, I thought I might be the only KnifeNut that does that! So - there are at least two of us.

Make that three!

 

[CoffeeCat2112]

Guilty.

 

[Invoice]

Five.

 

[brets-ftw]

Even if your traditional collection dwindles compared to your modern, it's the bone, stag and ebony that finds itself in a pocket more often than not.

 

[jimmyd1982]

When you take your pocket knife out of your pocket before sitting on "the porcelain throne" so you can admire it while taking care of business.

I don't know if it makes it less weird that so many of us do this or it makes it more weird.

 

[pistonsandgears]

When you view stop lights as a chance to pull out the pocket knife and have a look at it.

 

[LeatherMan64]

When an etch reading "for flesh only" is not a red flag.

 

[rockgolfer]

I don't know if it makes it less weird that so many of us do this or it makes it more weird.

I am keeping track of this list, now I know who not to trade with

The library episode from Seinfeld comes to mind

 

[Marc9910]

^ that is pretty funny.

For me, its having patches of arm and leg hair missing, looks like I have some strange hair loss condition.