You know you have Buck Fever when...

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...you are sitting in traffic and you read the make of the car in front of you as BUCK instead of BUICK. Seriously, it happened to me last night. :eek:

Any other symptoms to watch out for?
 
yes when you mean to say you had some luck
and say i had some buck....and they look at you
and you try to explain bucky lucky and they jest dont get it..
 
I think my exile to the hunting camp has maybe cured my Buck addiction. I haven't bought a Buck in over a month.

Tell me it isn't permanent!!! :o
 
I said to the girlfriend you wanna go upstairs and have a Buck?.... she punched me :)

Yeah Mav...I've had the same problem trying to gift a Buck to a gal or two at a bar (before I was hitched) and for some reason they hear differently what I spoke :foot: :confused: :eek:
 
Worse than all that... when you are in the throws of passion.... and you shout...gonna come... gonna come UPS are gonna come tomorrow
 
Well Mav...
I thought I would be the first one in recent history to get booted off the forum...
LOL.
You're the car passing me on the highway at 85mph when I'm doing 75mph.
 
or you say to your girlfriend... we got a toy to play with and use tonight when we are in bed hunnie. Sure am in for a good night tonight. She asks questions like.... does it take batteries... you smile... does it vibrate and pulse and you smile...you smile and say later babe - later. Imagine the scene... soft lights - candles burning. You partner laying on the bed in front of you and only just with not a lot of clothes on at all... begging for the toy! take her to pleasure Island... you start to unwrap the Yellow box... and pull out a Custom 119...

She yells - she screams - she cries - she signs the divorce papers DAMN!
 
Well Mav...
I thought I would be the first one in recent history to get booted off the forum...
LOL.
You're the car passing me on the highway at 85mph when I'm doing 75mph.
:cool: :D :D ...HA HA HA HA HA HA... Not much I can add to that...:p :p
 
putttzzz puttzzz hummmp hummmp [grin and blush]
above is sound of trying to keep mouth closed :o ....
 
yes it has been a week!
great news with wife
great news from her doc's
great deals on some bucks
great fun with the guys here
what is not to like? :D
 
Buckaholic, I miss your old avatars. This new one gives me the terminal cutes. Your own Buck fever has clouded your judgement. You can no longer be trusted with sharp instruments. You must divest yourself of your collection. Star divvying them amongst us; the guy with the least posts first. Heh, heh.

Or just bring back the yellow thong chick.
 
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