You know you have chronic HIKV when...part "i lost count"

[JayGoliath]

When you saw a truck passing by slowly, you locked your eyes on the spring steels and wondered if those are any thicker than your blade.

When you can explain to your Indian colleague that Murali actually means Flute.

When you start counting 1,2,3 as Ek,Dui,Tin...

When you start using toothpaste that contains Neem (Himalayan products)

When you see the sign of Kami you can literally point out who made them.

Let's go folks!

 

[Wolf_1989]

When you have so many khukris you need a caddy to carry them all for you out in the woods.

 

[Cpl Punishment]

When you see the sign of Kami you can literally point out who made them.

Let's go folks!

When you can point the Kami out of a group photo.

 

[redvenom]

When a tree falls over on your lawn, your greatest problem is deciding which Khukuri to use.

 

[Cotherion]

When you start giving nicknames.

When can't stop talking for hours when explaining to people about khukris.

When you need (NEED!) to touch em once a day if not you get the shakes

 

[JayGoliath]

When can't stop talking for hours when explaining to people about khukris.

When you sms other forumite way over bedtime for half an hour discussing about the next big khuk.
When you check H.I posts more than once in a minute.

 

[Cpl Punishment]

When you need (NEED!) to touch em once a day if not you get the shakes

When you sleep with one.

 

[DanSmithy]

When you talk to your khuk an he/she gently answers back

 

[Cotherion]

When you sleep with one.

Ha ha! Am actually doing that but Metalla is sleeping under my bed, wife gets jealous

 

[Cpl Punishment]

LOL, they really get jealous when you make them sleep under the bed to make room for the kuk.

 

[Cotherion]

LOL, they really get jealous when you make them sleep under the bed to make room for the kuk.

Okaaay, you got to rethink ur priorities

Unless the kuk can kuk and clean