You know your a knifenut when...

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Man at least there is one good thing about moving, I have found several knives and a gun I forgot I had! I hope I don't leave any behind.I also think I need to collect something light like feathers or something.Seems like everything I accumulate weighs alot more than I would like! At least the stuff I've found shows that my tastes have been decent and moving up and not the other way! I will be alot happier when this is overwith. Anybody find stuff they forgot they owned?
 
Sure, I have found stuff that I had forgotten
about years ago. But even better, I've found
things that I had thought were lost forever!

Warhawk
 
I'm gonna run home and check some boxes, I might find something interesting!!!
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Travis Autry
My knives are just like rabbits---they keep multiplying!!
 
While getting ready to move last summer, I "rediscovered" my Blackjack Reinhardt Combat Khukri. How in the hell that went AWOL, I'll never even guess. I must be friggen blind.
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Great to see it, though, until the wife asked, "Now where the hell did that come from?" LOL!

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Don LeHue

The pen is mightier than the sword...outside of arm's reach. Modify radius accordingly for rifle.
 
You know you're some kind of knifenut when you're at the office, and you lay the contents of your pockets and belt pouches on the scanner, thus:

<A HREF="http://www.chaicutlery.com/images/WhatHaveWeGotInOurPocketses-01152000.jpg" TARGET=_blank>
WhatHaveWeGotInOurPocketses-01152000-medium.jpg
What has he got in his pocketses?</A>
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I showed that picture to The Wife, who just kept saying "Why? Why?" So I recycled a line from King Lear - "Reason not the need!"
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You know you're a knifenut when somebody says "Anybody have a knife?" and you say "What kind do you need?"


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- JKM
www.chaicutlery.com
AKTI Member # SA00001
 
When i am down.. or sometimes just bored I have this childhood habit of cleaning up stuff.. I am a packrat and accumulate junk but when I am in a bad mood I tend to throw A LOT stuff away (hnn I think that didn't make sense but you get me), throw away useless stuff and sometimes irritating memories but sometimes I find old stuff that makes me stop, smile and sit down and think of the memories assosiated with that item. It is very therapeutic and thus I never grew out of it.
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</A> If you play with love you will be heartbroken; if you play with knives you will [bleed]


 
My problem is more knowing I have knives, and not being able to find them. I'm missing my little Case peanut whittlin' knife right now, anyone seen it?
 
I recently re-discovered a 4 1/8" spear pointed Blackjack Folding Mamba Lockback with a stainless steel handle with some kind of black synthetic inlay. An amazing knife. Can't believe I actually FORGOT about it.
You know you have too many knives when...

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If it's stupid but works, then it isn't stupid!
 
This is my answer from a similar post a long time ago
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Simple...

You know your a knife nut when you risk everything to start a knife business!

You know you a knife nut when all you had to sart your business was about 6,500 bucks, your 23, you leave a job paying $58,000 per year and you go to the local flea market and rent a table!

You know your a knife nut when the knife on your desk is worth more than your car!

You know your a knife nut when Dexter Ewing emails you looking for information!

You know your a knife nut when spend hundreds of dollars on a forum that will not make you a dime!

You know your a knife nut when your are posting during REM!

You know your a knife nut when you hire a guy named SPARK!

You know your a knife nut when you actually have different knives for different ocasions or dress!

You know your a knife nut when when you walk into a store and have no cash to buy a case of beer but you have over $1,500 in knives on you!

You know your a knife nut when you actually think about morgaging your house to buy more knives!

You know your a knife nut when it's your wife or your knife! (Hope Lori does not read this)

You know your a knife nut when knives become paperweights!

You know your a knife nut when when you actually read this ENTIRE THREAD!

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Last month I went to a birthday party for my twin nieces. During the party, my father-in-law said to me "Hey, I bet you don't know about my latest knife."

I said "Probably not. I haven't seen you in a week.

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