You KNOW your a knifenut when....

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sevenedges

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You dream about knives. I have frequent knife dreams. Last night I had a dream that I was outside at Ghirardelli Square. There was a commotion, and I looked over to see what was going on. Thats when I saw the two hogs. One was HUGE the other about two hundred pounds. Well I don't know where the large one ended up but the small one was comming right at me. I reached for my two knives my 730 and my 940 but they weren't going to do me much good I thought. I yelled does anyone have a large knife?!! Thats when I saw a man sitting on a bench with a tac-11. I asked if I could borrow it to kill the beast like hog. He said, "yes." I grabbed it and crouched down to the ground. When the hog came at me I chopped his head off with one stroke!!! Boy did it fly too!! I then told the man I was going to clean up his knife and walked for what seemed like hours to find any water. Got her cleaned up and returned her. yes I'm sick, but enjoy it. My dreams are ever more frequent now.... There is no hope. Jeff
 
Don't eat so close to bedtime
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oh yeah?
well top this one.
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the other night,for some strange reason,i had a dream that i was on the show "saved by the bell".now THAT is wierd.
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man,that kelly girl.
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[This message has been edited by MAURICE (edited 09-13-2000).]
 
Dreamt that Britney Spears gave me knives for sex....Now that is dreaming....
Started with a DA SOCOM Tanto and ended with a Project 1....
Man, next time I fall asleep I'm gonna marry that girl....
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No way I bring knives in there ... I bring my latest Blade magazine and a couple of knife catalogs to check prices.
 
I have a recurring nightmare: I wake up to find that I own no knives, that my years of knife adoration and collecting were just a dream, and worse yet, all my favorite knife companies (Microtech, BM, Spyderco, etc.)were a dream too! So I end up with no knives, and no way to replace my knives because the only existing knife company is Victorinox.

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"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"--Kramer
 
That was no dream, but another attack by the Hyde Street Hogs!

And there is plenty of water right down the hill, though it is nice you went looking for fresh water to clean the blade, even while sleeping
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James Segura
San Francisco, CA
 
Once I dreamed that my ex-Microtech UDT (traded to 2Sharp) broke. A nightmare. I was pushing the button and the handle snapped from my thumb pressure. I woke up IMMEDIATELY and checked to make sure it didn't happen for real.
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My other bad dream was that I oversharpened my BM-910BT into a little folding one hander toothpick. It seems I'm sharpening too much, removed too much metal, now I'm afraid it won't close right or something because the blade won't meet the pin right.

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Chang the Asian Janitorial Apparatus
 
...you sleep with your favorite knives under your pillow. You keep your favorite folder clipped to your pajamas so that in case you wake up in the middle of a lost-knife nightmare you can reassure yourself that you still have it.

So far my worst dream has been the "Wizard of Oz" variation where the winged monkeys were replaced with swooping, giggling Elmos, but that's me.
 
.....You tell yourself that you are going to curb your buying for a while and then a few weeks later realize that you just bought 8 or so new knives in the past week, not to mention used ones
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C.O.'s-"It takes balls to work behind the walls "
 
Ummm... I once dreamt of being chased by an angry mob of beautiful naked women wielding parangs... *phew!* That was only a dream...

Sam

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have spydies
will travel...
 
...you pay $30.00 for a 2" knife from CS just to hang on your keyring.(Tuf-Lite clip-point)
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Wouldn't change a thing!!!
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--The Raptor--


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Don't be worried about the one that you can see,be worried about the one that you cannot!!
 
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