"You know you're a HIKV sufferer when..."

  • Thread starter Thread starter -
  • Start date Start date

"one day you are 25 khukuris behind Rusty and a month later you are 25 khukuris ahead of Rusty..."

Harry
with apologies to Rusty
smile.gif


------------------
"Khukuris are my obsession and I'm late for therapy!"
 
Here's another one:

"you set up a Khukuri hotline to Uncle Bill's place in Reno to make it easier whenever you get the urge..."

Harry



------------------
"Khukuris are my obsession and I'm late for therapy!"
 
You check this forum four times a day to see when Uncle Bill announces a new item is available. Then, you call him, email him and post a message on this forum letting him know that you want one!
 
  • eat ... Khukuri!
  • drive ... Khukuri!
  • chit chat ... Khukuri!
  • monthly budget ... Khukuri!
  • internet ... Khukuri!
  • dream ... Khukuri!
Confirmed! You must be suffering from HIKV or a HIKV carrier!!!
 
:
Hey Mohd.
Do you think a HIKV carrier might be some kind of portable Kuhkuri Kart on wheels that will carry 5 ( V ) Khukuris?

A "Himalayan Imports Kuhkuri V"
hehehe.

It could have extending Khukuri handles for easy manuvering in crowds and little Khukuris mounted on the wheels to facilitate clearing a path through crowds.

It could even be modified to have a rolling bar across the back and alternating Khukuri blaeds and two 10" wheels to push through your lawn.hehehe.

The Indin has been up much to long.
smile.gif



------------------
>>>>---¥vsa---->®
Cornbread ain't s'possed ta be sweet!....Dagnabit gurl,whut did they teach you way up north in....;) hehehe.

Khukuri FAQ


 
"a Gorkha regiment presenting arms(read as khukuris) causes you to faint from hyperventilation."

Harry


------------------
"Khukuris are my obsession and I'm late for therapy!"
 
When finding a khukuri to your taste means licking the blade to check it's quality.
 
You start thinking of possible ways to cut back on the family's food budget so that you can buy another khuk -- even though the last one you ordered hasn't even come in yet.
 
"you look at your steak knife and make plans for Shop 2 to make a custom Sirupati style steak knife set."

Harry

------------------
"Khukuris are my obsession and I'm late for therapy!"
 
:
Harry,that doesn't sound like such a bad idea!!
A carving set to go along with the steak knives would be a nice touch.
smile.gif


Licking a Khukuri to see if it was to taste.I can see that.

Cliff has talked about biting some of his knives to check the coatings.Actually it is a good idea.
I think one o his four legged ones taught him that trick.
It would be really "kewl" if he had his jaw calibrated so he could do accurate Rockwell testing with his eyeteeth.hehehehe.

------------------
>>>>---¥vsa---->®
Cornbread ain't s'possed ta be sweet!....Dagnabit gurl,whut did they teach you way up north in....;) hehehe.

Khukuri FAQ


 
Maybe I'll go back over the last ten times Uncle Bill posted new khuks on the forum and average the time of day so I'm on my lunch break a half hour before to a half hour after that time.

------------------
I'm thinking, I'm thinking!


 
..."your wife asks 'How many of those do you have, anyway?' and you have to stop and count - _twice_, 'cause you forgot one the first time!"
smile.gif
 
"your wife sends you to the store for milk and you return with a pair of 20 inch Sirupatis."

------------------
"Khukuris are my obsession and I'm late for therapy!"
 
Not a bad idea, Rusty. Considering that the last such offering was 10/12 and the average interval in days between offerings is 2.11 days, with a max of 4 days, I'd say we're about due.

Getting your lunch hour to coincide, though, may be somewhat difficult. Although the average time of day is 2:50 PM, the actual times are all over the place from 12:37 PM to 8:14 PM, all ET.

Uh, now about that medication...
wink.gif


------------------
Cheers,

--+Brian+--


 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top