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hey guys not sure if theres a thread for blade jokes and puns but maybe i can start something clever.
even funny knife stories or things people say too.
You know youre a knife maker when you dont sweat without rusting.
You know youre a knife maker when you coined the phrase back to the old grind
You know youre a knife guy when you look at the time and cant say 1:54 without adding cm
You know youre a knife guy when you look at the time and 4:20 4:40 and 10:55 all stick out
You know youre a knife maker when you refer to a tan line as a hamon
You know youre a knife guy when someone says "get a grip" and you pull out a benchmade
You know youre a knife guy when during a film the director yells cut and you pull a knife out
AUS8. (ok that was mean but the steel snobs will laugh i hope. i fully believe all steels and knives have a use and a place.)
Ive had incodents where people start to ask "can you sharpen-" and i say yes without asking what it is, and ive been right so far
Three names i will never name my children... nick, chip, or rusty
ok im tired feel free to add.
even funny knife stories or things people say too.
You know youre a knife maker when you dont sweat without rusting.
You know youre a knife maker when you coined the phrase back to the old grind
You know youre a knife guy when you look at the time and cant say 1:54 without adding cm
You know youre a knife guy when you look at the time and 4:20 4:40 and 10:55 all stick out
You know youre a knife maker when you refer to a tan line as a hamon
You know youre a knife guy when someone says "get a grip" and you pull out a benchmade
You know youre a knife guy when during a film the director yells cut and you pull a knife out
AUS8. (ok that was mean but the steel snobs will laugh i hope. i fully believe all steels and knives have a use and a place.)
Ive had incodents where people start to ask "can you sharpen-" and i say yes without asking what it is, and ive been right so far
Three names i will never name my children... nick, chip, or rusty
ok im tired feel free to add.
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