You know you're a slipjoint knut if...

[Dr van Nostrom]

Your wife tells you she'd like to try a little S&M and you get excited and tell her their fit and finish is superb and the new Twelfth Anniversary series with horn handles are perfection!

anyone else???

 

[Tightwad]

Man, have you got it bad!!!!

My wife only ask me once

 

[GigOne]

You constantly dream of winning the lottery. . .and the first thing you think of is "how many/which slips can that money buy?"

You get sexually excited at the sight and or sound of a UPS truck !

You refuse to buy a couch because that patch of wall space is taken up by your knife display case.

Your learn you have "X-amount" of money left over after paying bills. . .and the first thing you do is reach for your "To Buy" list to see if you can squeeze in another slip. . .