You know you're sick when...

SadSappySucker

SadSappySucker

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Right as I was getting in bed I stepped on some sort of broken ceramics. I had to actually pull it out of my foot. So I hobble into the bathroom to check it out, all the while just dripping blood everywhere. So I go to sit down on the toilet, and without even a second thought I pull out my new sebenza that I just got today and set it on the counter. As soon as I did this I thought to myself "what the hell, this is as good of time as any to play with it a little."
Is this normal behavior?(rhetorical question) I just thought that was pretty funny. I guess I just figured it can't really get any worse, that, or I just spend so much time on the toilet playing with my knives that now its ingrained in me.
 
Cool story. Nice, you have a Sebenza! Wow. A Sebenza. The story was great but I was really struck with the fact that you own a Sebenza.
 
So your had your Sebenza ON YOU as you were getting in bed? I usually don't need to carry a knife while I'm sleeping. Hehe.
 
Of course it's not normal behavior. You're here aren't you? How could anyone normal be here?

Did you think to sharpen it while you had a good piece of ceramic??
 
I hope you wear pants to bed otherwise we don't want to know where you pulled it out from.
 
Redmasta said:
I hope you wear pants to bed otherwise we don't want to know where you pulled it out from.
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he had it clenched between his buttcheeks,

anyways, cool story bro. Yeah I'm guilty of knife sickness as I play with em a little too much. Not on the toilet though.
 
If yall must know, I was getting ready to, how you say... derobe. But thats not to say I don't have a back up on me at all times, and when I say all times I mean AT ALL TIMES. And to make matters even more disturbing, my back up is a 10" serrated bowie. Now if that wont provoke nightmares I don't know what will.
 
EChoil said:
Of course it's not normal behavior. You're here aren't you? How could anyone normal be here?

Did you think to sharpen it while you had a good piece of ceramic??
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This was actually what I thought, LOL

We ARE sick.
 
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