You might be a knife addict if.....

You can't wait for payday.... so you can pay off the knife that somebody's been holding for you since last payday. The reason you didn't have the money on that payday was because you had to pay off on a different knife that somebody else was holding. So on and so forth.
 
Or when you hear the word porn and you immediately think of knife porn. And spend the rest of the night on the computer looking at it.
 
If every Monday your coworkers ask "got any new knives?" And you always have a new knife on you. Lol
 
You see a $200 knife and think "That's reasonable..."

You buy a knife when you dislike almost everything about it because it fills a gap in your collection.

You get a new knife, fondle the crap out of it for a day or two, and start looking for a new knife.

You are known as "the knife guy".
 
phxgadgets said:
Post some of your addictive behaviors or signs that you may be an addict...
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How about this one...

After leaving the country on vacation for week; I come back only to realize it's my favorite knife that I have missed the most.
:confused:

 
When you go from buying inexpensive knives at $50ish to justifying buying $100 knives, then justifying buying a $400 knife all in the same week.
 
When you look for your knife- before you look for your keys- to leave the house- you might be addicted!

When you dull a knife - just to sharpen it.

When you go to a steakhouse and bring your own knife...
You might be addicted!
 
Everybody you know brings you their kitchen knifes to sharpen, for free because you just like to.

At church the pastor knows to ask you for a knife before service to cut some strings.
 
When someone throws water at you during the summer, and you worry about your knife being wet more than your wallet and clothes.

It's not a pocketknife any more, it's a folder.
 
When your about to call in sick to work because you have a knife being delivered that day.
 
When you really have to struggle and sell anything you can find, in order to pay this month's credit-card bill.
Not something you want to repeat very often...unless you're wealthy.
 
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