Ryan, it looks like you are ready to go Gordan Freeman on someones rear.
Or Adrian Shephard.

Freeman used a crowbar, Shepard's the one who used a Stillson wrench.
And I decided to take a pic of what's very easily my 2nd favorite sharp object (also an HI) and gun, plus a random, not-particularly-favorite crowbar.
I'll figure out how to take good pictures someday. Until then, pretend they're supposed to be yellow, maybe illuminated by the flames of... something. I couldn't get the white balance to look good at all!
A sort of Chainpuri-Chitlangi hybrid, made by Sgt. Khadka, plus my .44 mag Mateba 6 Unica.
I guess I forgot to mention
why everything's my favorite, earlier, too. Um... the Giant Chitlangi Bowie because it's 24" long and 3 pounds, 11 ounces, but the balance and handling are exactly like a European bastard sword (an
excellent one, at that). But being shorter means the moment of inertia is lower for the same mass; thus it swings faster and easier, yet hits with the same power. If you've ever seen the video of the Cold Steel Chinese War Sword, where they chop 2 pigs in half at the same time, multiple times... it's exactly like that, only shorter and thus even faster (and 2 ounces heavier!). Plus the breadth of the blade means it can (and does) have a
very thin edge. I've measured it a few ways, and the angle is thinner than my Paul Chen katana by a substantial amount.
Needless to say, it cuts unlike anything else. Everyone needs one. That, and the Serbu, are for when something needs to be split into two pieces on the first try.

You
need both hands to properly use either, though. Both are things that grabbed me by the shoulders and screamed "YOU NEED ME!!!" at first glance.
The Sgt. Khadka Chainpuri-Chitlangi, and I guess the Mateba Autorevolver as well, are the exact opposite. Except not. Seemingly infinitely lighter, extremely well-balanced and lightning-fast, yet
very powerful. Very much a combination of finesse with overwhelming force. The SKCC is 18.5" long, but only 15 ounces. Not a typo at all,
15 ounces! It would almost be unbelievable, until you remember Khadka owns his own blacksmith shop, and only sells to HI.

It pretty much cuts like a shortsword twice its weight. The Mateba's obviously less maneuverable, at 58 ounces. Same weight as a S&W 29 of the same size, 8-5/8" barrel, plus the wacky compensator that I just can't get off (9.5" with that). But the balance and handling are
much better than any other bigbore revolver I've ever seen, since the entire front of the gun is actually an aluminum shroud around a steel barrel. Using aluminum cuts the weight to be the same as a standard bigbore, otherwise the thing would be an absolute brick. And being the same weight but with a light barrel, it handles much better. It actually balances exactly at the front of the trigger guard, which is just about the perfect balance for a large handgun, if you ask me. The thin barrel doesn't affect accuracy, either, it's easily the most accurate gun I own, handgun or longarm. I'm a terrible shot, myself, but I've seen someone else produce an unbelievable cloverleaf at 25 yards with it (lying on his back, shooting with the gun against the side of his thigh, using some kind of leather chap to protect against the cylinder gap blast).
Both were also love at first sight, but
slightly less so than the previous 2. Very slightly.
It's 3rd place that I got nothing. Everything else I own can go take a walk.
