You're becoming a knife knut if . . .

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1. large patches of your arm hair are missing.

2. you spend more time trying to decide what to put in your pockets than you did getting dressed.

3. the floor of your garage/shop/den is littered with wood shavings and bits of paper.

4. You're on this web site so much, your wife would actually prefer that you look at internet porn.

5. no matter how satisfactory your knives are, you always NEED another one.
 
1. Check. Only got my Sharpmaker for two days now.
2. Nope, only have three knives, I can carry them all at once :D .
3. Nope.
4. Haven't got a wife. Not even a girlfriend :(.
5. Check.
 
1. large patches of your arm hair are missing. Not anymore: I trust my sharpening skills, and don't need to test edges on myself.

2. you spend more time trying to decide what to put in your pockets than you did getting dressed. I have a specific rotation to avoid such a problem.

3. the floor of your garage/shop/den is littered with wood shavings and bits of paper. I now have a bin to keep the place tidy.

4. You're on this web site so much, your wife would actually prefer that you look at internet porn. The last girlfriend began to appreciate the aesthetics of knives, and photos of knives.

5. no matter how satisfactory your knives are, you always NEED another one. Satisfaction, what's that? This addiction has no logic.
 
1. Leg hair too.

2. Yep. THe only thing that takes me longer is which CDs to bring with me. 700 CDs, and there's never anything I want to listen to.

3. My room is always littered with shredded junk mail.

4. I can't afford a girlfriend/wife. All my money goes to knives.

5. Yep. I promised myself I 2 months ago wouldn't get another knife until my tax refund came. Since then I've purchased 4 Benchmades, 4 Spydercos, one Microtech, and another Woodard. I haven't cashed my refund check yet. No money left to buy the expensive one I was planning on using the check for (although I guess one of my choices was another LCC--but I still want that Cutter's K&T D/A).
 
1. Your dog has bald patches.

2.You have to wear a heavier belt and reinforced pockets to accomodate your EDCs.

3. ....and band-aid wrappers.

4. Naked steel IS porn. You watch sword movies to get 'in the mood'.

5. There is a satisfactory knife? I am sure the NEXT one I buy will be exponentially better.

6. You give directions using knife stores as landmarks.

7. You punctuate stories by indicating various scars.

8. There are small wedge shaped dents in the floor in front of your favorite chair.

9. If there is a job to do you always have the perfect knife to accomplish the task more elegantly. This even applies to taking out the trash....

10. You have a jar marked 'Knife Money' on your desk. It is eternally empty.
 
1. Yep--even the woman has more arm and leg hair than you :eek:

2. Yep--thank God for pouches

3. Or cut clothes, plastic bottles, cardboard pieces on and on and on

4. Just looking at a knife site dear not porn...really...honest.... :)

5. Yep

plus those New Graham band-aid dispensers stuck to the fridge, medicne cabinent, all over the place........and half of them are empty ;)
 
"2. you spend more time trying to decide what to put in your pockets than you did getting dressed."

That's so true in my case. I have lots of knives that were bought with the excuse that I needed them, so they have to be used, but choosing is so hard!

For example, later today I'll have to work a bit at my archery club, preparing the field for a 3d hunting tournament, we´ll have to chop some wood, clear a few paths in the forest, etc. I've been thinking about which sharp toys to bring for a week!

I'm just going to start carrying a suitcase full of knives like the guy from Lost.
 
Hateman said:
plus those New Graham band-aid dispensers stuck to the fridge, medicne cabinent, all over the place........and half of them are empty ;)
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Sheeeyit man, I've got like 10 empty ones and no full ones. I guess that happens when most of my newgraham orders are balisongs. :footinmou
 
Foilist said:
1. large patches of your arm hair are missing.
2. you spend more time trying to decide what to put in your pockets than you did getting dressed.
3. the floor of your garage/shop/den is littered with wood shavings and bits of paper.
4. You're on this web site so much, your wife would actually prefer that you look at internet porn.
5. No matter how satisfactory your knives are, you always NEED another one.
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1. Your arm is missing.
2. After pocket picks, you move on to shoulder harness, waistband, boot and neck choices.
3. The floor of your garage is littered with metal filings, tough glide, and fingertips.
4. Your wife has to dress up like Mistress Sebenza to get a rise out of you.
5. Your knives still aren't satisfying, and so you become a dealer.
 
Another:

Your most common task with a knife is to open another delivery box... containing a knife, of course!
 
Your co-workers make bets on how many knives you are carrying - and they are all low.
 
You avoid metal detectors like the plague.

You get the BM logo with crossed BM 30's tattooed on your chest. (look down)
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solidsoldier said:
You avoid metal detectors like the plague.

You get the BM logo with crossed BM 30's tattooed on your chest. (look down)
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thats nothing, I have Frost Cutlery tattooed on my arse! ;)
 
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